canadian tuxedo

An outfit consisting of a denim jacket and demin jeans. To spice up the outfit a button down demin shirt may be worn.

Look at that goofy canuck in his canadian tuxedo.

by hajimera yarulsevski May 17, 2006

Canadian Reach Around

When you're having intercourse in a doggy style position or any position from behind and you reach around and sock them in the face a few times when they aren't expecting it. Much like the hockey players checking each other against the glass and getting a few punches in when the refs aren't looking.

Bobby, enraged after seeing his girlfriend flirt with another guy after the hockey game, decided a suitable punishment would be to pull her shirt over her head while banging her from behind and give her a Canadian Reach Around.

by aphelion May 17, 2006

The Canadian Sizzler

When one dips his penis in maple syrup and wraps his junk with canadian bacon. The syrup will help the bacon stick on your penis. He then proceeds to have intercourse(vaginally or anally) and creates so much heat it cooks the bacon. This may take some time to cook. Once said bacon is cooked the woman then eats the bacon off said member while your jizz in her mouth

Dan: Yo Mike you were really banging that chick last night for a long time.

Mike: Yeah, as soon as she found out I was Canadian, she asked for a The Canadian Sizzler

Dan: Nice!!!

by Canadian ambassador of beaver February 24, 2011

Canadian Brick

A fifteen pack of beer

"Hey, let's go pick up a Canadian Brick and get shitfaced eh."

by Burt&Curt November 2, 2009

we're canadian

Used by americans in airports or foreign cities, especially after 9/11.

"Yeah, we love democracy and logs and stuff"

by Biafra J August 10, 2004

Canadian Condom

Wrapping your dick in Canadian bacon and lubing it up with Maple Syrup.

Canadians don't use condoms, but when they do, they prefer Canadian Condoms.

by Alan_S August 5, 2011

canadian window

A window opened to get Candian natives inside, to rob and kill your family, until you wake up and realize it's just a dream. The Canadian rufied you. He also Random Hoboed you!

That canadian window is open, so i'm sure I will have visitors tonight.

by lafandadaylahusa the second November 18, 2010