Calvin

Calvin, a guy who looks for hot Russian man in his area and sucks dick for a living

This Calvin guy has a micro penis

by Prabhdeep June 26, 2022

Calvin

a polypeptide of a human that is a severe listener to deathcore

I loved it when Calvin said it's calvinning time and then calvinned all over those guys

by Gaysexhaver69 December 23, 2022

calvin

Calvin is a bitch who dont take showers he has dandruff and cheese curds dropping onto his shirt he always beats his dog and eats rabbit dookie no one likes calvin, if you ever meet a calvin... RUN

eww your such a calvin

by Phil Ronky March 27, 2019

calvin fry

A really friendly guy with short hair at the sides and curly on top, a swimmer that barley ever bothers with anything.

That guy just went down the barbers, yeah he got a Calvin fry

by maxliter12 February 19, 2018

Calvin Dietz

The inventor of sitting

Calvin Dietz invented sitting, don’t look that up

by This goddamn guy October 16, 2022

calvin

probably one of the sweetest boys you will ever meet. calvin is super hot too. you will never find a boy that could beat calvin in anything including looks, personality, and athletics. if you find yourself a Calvin, you got a good one.

hey, who is that?
oh that’s calvin!!

by anonnnn..1 November 25, 2021

Calvin Koonter

Stinky kid except he’s an adult

Person 1: Aw fuck what’s that smell?
Person 2: That smells like a Calvin Koonter

by anonymous January 30, 2024