Calvine

A kid who uses dead meme phrases from 2017 and dabs.

That Calvine is Le Big Stupid.

by Xx_M3meL0rd-2284_xX June 8, 2020

Charles Calvin

The only reason I like the government pathways...
He has the GREATEST plans 🤩😂
And also he is DEFINITELY in love with Henry STICKVIN SHIP PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!

so yeh

Also don't talk about VH or I'll cry 😭😭😭

Charles Calvin is the only legitimate reason to like the government pathways P.S I just got VH and I'm still crying so go away 😡😭

by SandwichBananaFace December 21, 2021

Calvin

A little bald man from Ireland. he loves communism and will grant you three wishes. he is 10 feet tall and when he is mad he likes to show off his big tongue. His tongue is 15 feet long and goes in many places (Wink Wink).

The Calvin was shot to death.
The Calvin humped a traffic pole.

by BigManWhoEatsFodd1001 March 14, 2022

Calvin

Calvin is in love with a Nicaragua women that is very beautiful and she loves God with all her heart and they are going to get married and have 4 kids

Calvin is so amazing

by ItzCalvinsito April 11, 2019

Calvin Time

When one edits pictures of sandwiches over hentai cocks

What do you think Calvins doing?
Oh, he's locked in his room. Must be enjoying some Calvin time.

by NM AA SP LA AM January 23, 2022

Calvin

Someone who hates the Beatles but loves black panther!

Yo, that guy is such a Calvin! He can’t stand the Beatles but is in love with black panther!

by Uggggwe May 24, 2018

Calvin

Calvin's are a subspecies of homosapiens that are book smart but actually really dumb, clumsy, and slightly a jackass. The species is also commonly and calmly a silly little lesbian. He also can't spell.

Calvin is dead to me
Calvin is really cool

by Calvinsuxdic December 1, 2023