Cacked

To get completely destroyed. Similar devastation to getting sandwiched by rocket sleds on rails.

Cacking someone feels like a triple collateral on purpose.

Marco fucking cacked Polo.

GET CACKED!!!

by hdxNihilist February 11, 2022

cachetona

The word “cachetona” means chubby in Spanish. It’s more of a slang in Mexico or Central America mostly. “Cachetona” would mostly refer to cheeks because the word “cachete” means face in Spanish so it would be referred to as “Chubby cheeks”

“Dios mio! Te ves cachetona!” - “Jesus Christ! You look chubby!”

by Yanisthebest March 5, 2022

Cathedraling

The act of 2 priests Eiffel Towering a child.

Did you hear 2 members of the church got caught cathedraling one of the alter boys.

by I c e D March 15, 2022

Cache Valley Mormon

Member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints that live in Cache County, Utah. Arguably the worst Mormons out there due to their rampant level of incest and cheapness.

Dude 1: Dude look at this chick I matched with!
Dude 2: Yeah right dude, she's a Cache Valley Mormon.
Dude 1: No way, she's fine!
Dude 2: Sure if you like shopping at Walmart and hanging out at the Fun Park...

by Big Camp June 6, 2022

Cashed

- Messing up

- when you hang out with a girl and you fucked it up

Person A - Bro how was hanging out with jessica?
Person B - Bro i totally cashed it

by Nonmembers23 July 27, 2022

Cache

A dirty blond, caucasian, Jeffrey Dahmer looking rooster, coming to devour you're girlfriend, so that you donate money to endangered cache's around the world so that our temporary files are stored safely, so that he will be able to take bella's cock without feeling the pain of his uterus rupturing and causing him to squirt orange juice with the pulp.

Beware of the cache!

by big daddy tate November 22, 2022

Cashed Out

To get a return, or “come up”, from some type of situation: ranging from work for hire, trade (a tennis racket for a pair of shoes), or even criminal activity such as robbing an ATM (automatic teller machine) for the money in it.

Guy: Man, I’m ‘bout to “cash out” on this week’s paycheck!
Guy 2: Me too, but I’m getting mine’s from selling those stolen Yeezy’s I picked up…
Guy: Whatever works, bro. Cashed out is cashed out!

by Emero November 27, 2022