Laying a cable

British slang for taking a shit

“Hi honey, I’m just laying a cable!”

by strangerthingsismmeeeelife January 7, 2018

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

Cable and Commitment

When you've been in a committed relationship for 10+ years and you'd rather get off to reruns of softcore HBO/Cinemax/Showtime pornos than have sex with your significant other.

(Wife walks into the living room wearing an "I heart ellen" t-shirt, sweatpants, and crocs)

Wife: Hey, honey. Wanna Netflix and Chill tonight? *wink*

Husband: Ugh

(Husband places his left hand down his pants and his right hand on the U-verse remote)

Husband: Looks like it's a Cable and Commitment night

by Andy Fong Chong March 21, 2016

bust a fat cable

To wear a gold chain circa 1980s so thick it’s almost certainly fake. Some of them turn your contacted skin green.

I get the money, the women and cold bust a fat cable boy. Eazy E

by The Reel Fugazi January 16, 2022

pinch cable

To take a huge dump. Number 2.

I’m sorry, I need to pinch cable first!

by Dank1chillin August 25, 2021

Fibre-Optic Cable Core

The art of repeating a particular part of a sentence or phrase for comedic value.

Often, you can misspell it for extra comedic value.

an example of Fibre-Optic Cable Core:

‘hello everybody my name is markiplier’
‘market plier’

by iJustWannaGoZzzzzz January 6, 2024

cable party

A poorly organized party where the chance of seeing girls is below 5%.
Rather common expression in Slovenia and some countries of Western Europe.
In France and Switzerland its equivalent is "party de la saucisse".

Jim: I just came back from Martin's birthday party.
Michael: And how was it?
Jim: Zero girls..... just another sh***y cable party.

by swkid June 25, 2023