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Fuck me crocs

Those fuck me crocs are really doing it for me
by BidnetMane August 4, 2022
mugGet the Fuck me crocsmug.

Croc-A-Baby

When a Florida man breeds a Florida gator. A croc-a-baby has characteristics of not only being severely disabled, they have the body of a crocodile and are born supporting Trump.
Can you believe Florida man brought his croc-a-baby to the Inauguration?? Poor thing was crying serious crocodile tears...
by LordKibachi January 30, 2021
mugGet the Croc-A-Babymug.

crocs

Crocs are the most stylish shoes you can possibly wear. They are available in a multitude of colors and styles. Wear black studded crocs to assert your dominance to other human beings. Put your crocs in sports mode to be the raddest kid on the block.
Dude #1: Bro, look at my fresh Yeezys!
Dude #2: Ha! Those don’t even begin to compare to my super lit black studded crocs. Check it out, I can even put them in sports mode!
Dude #1: Wow! I’m going to trade in my Yeezys for some of those lit crocs!
by okthisismy”pseudonym” April 12, 2019
mugGet the crocsmug.

Cum Crocs

The pair of crocs used by males as a vessel to receive seminal fluid instead of the vaginal canal. Commonly used by college students.
Bro, quick lemme bust in your cum crocs!

Uh, whats that smell?

oh, fuck I might be wearing my cum crocs.
by yeeyee dipski in the lipski December 8, 2019
mugGet the Cum Crocsmug.

Croc

a cougar’s mother, aka GILF. So-called because she can likely take her teeth out and give you a good gumming. As the original Croc Hunter Steve Irwin often said “Crickey, look at those chompers!”
Forget hunting cougars at the bars, we’re going to bingo night at the casino to find some crocs.
by BarryDingus September 2, 2020
mugGet the Crocmug.

Drop Croc

Taking a dookie in someone’s crocs cause of them being annoying
Make sure to lock your Crocs away, someone Drop Croc’d Colin for asking a stupid question
by The dude_{69} May 13, 2022
mugGet the Drop Crocmug.

Croc-o-douche

A person who just loves croc footwear. They are constantly talking about how comfortable they are their wide variety of uses.
My buddy is such a croc-o-Douche. He's always talking about his lame ass crocs.
by Cbd23 October 16, 2016
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