Skip to main content

Croc

a cougar’s mother, aka GILF. So-called because she can likely take her teeth out and give you a good gumming. As the original Croc Hunter Steve Irwin often said “Crickey, look at those chompers!”
Forget hunting cougars at the bars, we’re going to bingo night at the casino to find some crocs.
by BarryDingus September 2, 2020
mugGet the Crocmug.

Drop Croc

Taking a dookie in someone’s crocs cause of them being annoying
Make sure to lock your Crocs away, someone Drop Croc’d Colin for asking a stupid question
by The dude_{69} May 13, 2022
mugGet the Drop Crocmug.

Croc-o-douche

A person who just loves croc footwear. They are constantly talking about how comfortable they are their wide variety of uses.
My buddy is such a croc-o-Douche. He's always talking about his lame ass crocs.
by Cbd23 October 16, 2016
mugGet the Croc-o-douchemug.

Croc docking

The act of shitting in a croc, freezing is recommended but not absolutely necessary. Then inserting the pre-docked croc into the participants vagina or anus
Hey Sheila get over here, I've just shat in your croc. Shall I'll freeze it and save it for later, or do u fancy a warm croc docking??
by Therake1991 January 1, 2025
mugGet the Croc dockingmug.

Croc-ing

Any activity involving Crocs ®
The couple were croc-ing through the mall gracefully.
by NvteDogg December 30, 2020
mugGet the Croc-ingmug.

Croc

Croc is known to be one looking for a younger girl. He claims that his dick is quite long when really it isn't, it explains why he hits on the young! Now croc can be a babe but also a turtle with glasses.
by I like Landon September 28, 2017
mugGet the Crocmug.

Croc-A-Baby

When a Florida man breeds a Florida gator. A croc-a-baby has characteristics of not only being severely disabled, they have the body of a crocodile and are born supporting Trump.
Can you believe Florida man brought his croc-a-baby to the Inauguration?? Poor thing was crying serious crocodile tears...
by LordKibachi January 30, 2021
mugGet the Croc-A-Babymug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email