Crayon

A crazy person, or a person who is acting crazy. Stems from “cray.”

Person 1: “Why didn’t you text me last night? Were you with a girl?”

Person 2: “God, Brittany, stop being such a crayon.”

by baby-bop March 28, 2018

Crayon Class

noun

1. a college-level course, usually an easy general-education course, in which it is assumed that students idle about rather than doing difficult, albeit productive, coursework (i.e. "coloring with crayons" as a reference to kindergarten);

2. a kindergarten class in which there is an unusually high concentration of peculiar kids, crafts, and the like.

1. all the hot college girls are in my general-education crayon class | after getting destroyed by my engineering coursework, I can attend my crayon class and take it easy for a change.

2. being in that crayon class with the glue-eaters may have scarred me for life | after that kindergarten crayon class, I saw toilet paper rolls and hot glue in a new light.

by shit, the crayon consumer November 7, 2024

crayon painting

When someone (Usually an animal like a dog or cat) wipes their ass on the floor to try to clean their butt.

Sometimes leaving brown streaks, dubbing it "Crayon-Painting".

Yo Alex, Quit Crayon Painting the floor.

by itz_lexiii_ November 29, 2024

crayon level

Understanding a concept or idea on a small child's level.

My understanding of global politics is on a total crayon level.

by TangerineGRL13 February 27, 2013

Crayon

A delicious snack used by the kindest humans on earth (children) and the scariest people on earth (the marines). Sometimes used for coloring, but colored pencils are better for coloring (not eating).

Bob: “Are you hungry?”
Tom: “Yes.”
Bob: “Pick which crayon flavor you want.”

by Michigan man 9000 May 14, 2024

Crayoning

Whilst receiving felatio, a man withdraws his penis from the persons mouth and proceeds to draw on the giving party’s face with the tip of his penis

“Yeah I’m a male sex worker, I offer extras such as crayoning, anal play on you, rimming on me, nipple play”

by Killaklamjam September 2, 2018

Like banning colored crayons

An idea so stupid, and so based on your own opinions of the world that even a polish politican could take it and use it as an argument.

(From when a polish politican decided that colored crayons make the population gay from a very young age.)

1: "Oh how about we dig a hole to china?"
2: "Bro thats like banning colored crayons..."

1: "Come on dude. Jumping of bridges is cool."
2: "Seriously? Its like banning colored crayons god damn it."

by TheRedactedWolf January 24, 2023