Like banning colored crayons

An idea so stupid, and so based on your own opinions of the world that even a polish politican could take it and use it as an argument.

(From when a polish politican decided that colored crayons make the population gay from a very young age.)

1: "Oh how about we dig a hole to china?"
2: "Bro thats like banning colored crayons..."

1: "Come on dude. Jumping of bridges is cool."
2: "Seriously? Its like banning colored crayons god damn it."

by TheRedactedWolf January 24, 2023

Crayon

G Dragon's song about crayons (JK)
I's pretty lit.

VIP for LIFE!!

"Why so serious?"
"GET YOUR CRAYON!!!"

by ARMYMONBEBEAHGASE May 6, 2018

Crayon

The brown ones taste the best.

Nom Nom brown crayons.

by KookyManookie January 19, 2020

the crayon fic

a fanfiction depicting dan howell and phil lester shoving melted crayons up their rectums.

please don't read, im scarred for life.

"hey, have you read the crayon fic?"
"NEVER SAY THE WORD CRAYON AGAIN YOU BITCH HOE FUCKING FUCKER"

by jessinof July 22, 2017

Mama Crayon

Mama Crayon is the God of all crayons, it is very powerful. If you anger Mama Crayon, she will find where you live and lick your toes while you are sleeping.

Mama Crayon visited my room last night, All hail MAMA CRAYON

by Vedava July 31, 2022

chinese crayons

chinese crayons are crayons from china and, commonly unknown, used to contain lead.
the amount was safe for toys, but dangerous for food.

Chinese crayon is my favorite word.

The original Chinese crayons used to contain PB, or lead.

by chinesecrayons April 18, 2022

crayons

crayons are just basically colored pencils but can break more easily and has texture

You: Do you want some crayons?
Friend: What are crayons?
You: They are basically colored pencils but can break more easily than colored pencils and has texture

by nicku1006 July 16, 2025