Courtesy flush

When you double flush a toilet just to be courteous. Not necessarily a double-flusher, just to be polite.
Mostly used in awkward situations.

Matt was meeting his girlfriend Sarah's parents for the first time. They were enjoying a lovely meal when Matt had to take a dump.
This being the first time he had dumped in Mr. And Mrs. Di Carlo he flushed twice even though one should have been enough.
Matt demonstrated the courtesy flush.

by Nick DC April 26, 2010

courtesy cough

When someone's cell phone goes off in a classroom and everyone in that area coughs to cover it up. Normally used by students at up-tight high schools.

Megan's phone started goin off in English so we all gave her a courtesy cough so that the teacher wouldn't hear it.

by scottie does know December 28, 2005

courtesy suck

Oral sex, usually a blow job, that's initiated by someone as a kindly or courteous gesture - term coined by Mark Hänser of Boston, MA.

Synonyms: courtesy fuck, pity-fuck

Josh was such a pathetic dork, but after he blew his paycheck taking Monica out to dinner and a movie, Monica took pity on him - she found Josh's puppy-dog crush on her oddly endearing - and gave him a blow job. But it was purely a courtesy suck; she had no intention of swollowing, let alone letting him cum in her mouth.

by Victor Felix September 6, 2005

courtesy cough

A cough added for "punctuation" during a long speech to prevent run-on sentences, or to prepare the speaker when s/he isn't sure of what to say next.

You know the speaker is bored when he makes one too many courtesy coughs.

by pentozali November 10, 2006

courtesy lick

Sexual favor, licking of the Anus.

After James had finished blowing Craig, Craig felt compelled to show his gratitude by giving James a courtesy lick.

by bubblisious July 31, 2007

Courtesy Flush

The act of flushing a toilet before wiping to minimize the chances of clogging

I went over to Dave's house after going on a date to Chipotle. Needed to courtesy flush to save from the embarrassment.

by JakeofGears July 4, 2018

courtesy flush

When you fuck your partner in the ass and cum, then while he/she is taking the cumshit, he/she flushes after the first major bowel movement. At the very same time, you give your dick a good wash and get your dick in her/his mouth one more time. This is actually a double courtesy flush situation.

Oh man, your dick smells, give me a courtesy flush before I stick it back in my mouth, I mean I just gave you a courtesy flush with my first big shit after you came in my ass!

by Blunt Monk September 29, 2015