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buff cooch

A buff cooch is the best kind of cooch you can come across if her cooch isn’t buff you won’t want to slap it
Man I just need some buff cooch
by A Hu a hu a Hu February 27, 2023
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cooch cavern

Have you ever shredded a rotisserie chicken.

Saw the gaping hole of what once was a chicken cooch. Then thought to yourself

“ this is what a woman’s cooch cavern looks like”

The gaping hole of where once was a cooch
I bet your cooch cavern looks like this”.
by Coochiecavern April 3, 2023
mugGet the cooch cavernmug.

kingda cooch

A vagina that has a knack for getting its period at the wrong times, particularly when the mood is right. Habitual breakdowns and failures to operate properly (much like the Kingda-Ka roller coaster in Six Flags). General non-participation with intercourse especially when the owner is on board.
I havent gotten any in a week bc of my gf's kingda cooch
by coochpooch June 5, 2010
mugGet the kingda coochmug.

Cooch Shooter

When a woman has the skill to launch an object from her vagina
Brenna, a master Cooch Shooter, launched a peanut from her stool across the counter
by Pmdono May 14, 2016
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boba-cooch

putting multiple boba bubble balls in your cooch and sneezing so they pop in said cooch
I heard Emma and Tiffany had boba-coochs over the weekend
by howdyluvs December 11, 2019
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That’s straight Cooch

When any couple does something weird or sexual.
Cuh, do you see them over there, “That’s straight cooch.”
by Pudgie8419 April 17, 2020
mugGet the That’s straight Coochmug.

cooch savior

(Noun) A title bestowed upon a person with a tongue trained in the art of orally making sweet love to a vagina.

Otherwise known as a CUNNILINGUIST.
I've never met a cooch savior like you, James.
by Claudius Butters June 12, 2017
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