Santa Claus

A fat jolly man who eats all your cookies and gives you presents, don't give him cookies!!!!!!

ugh Santa Claus is such a fatty

by Gabilit October 24, 2018

'Zat You, Santa Claus?

Song by Louis Armstrong and The Commanders About Christmas

Is 'Zat You, Santa Claus?

by Wendysfg May 7, 2023

Corrigan Claus

The toughest boy ever who will make you happier than anyone else can ever, funniest mf there is

“corrigan claus is a 10/10 and funny”

by ayo?99 December 27, 2021

Santa Claus

An elderly and obese guy that delivers billions of presents to people around the world. How does he get the presents? Why, he forces millions of elves in green costumes with way too large hats to make the presents.

Person 1: do you know santa claus?
Person 2: who doesn’t?

by idkwhatnametoputhere August 4, 2024

Santa Claus

A disgusting pedophile and pervert that watches children every year. Not only does watch children, but he also has the largest child porn collection in the world. Santa Claus has been arrested and charged for the possession of child pornography. He has been sentenced to life imprisonment with no parole. And the bars in his jail cell will be strong, so there’s no way for him to get out.

Santa Claus is a disgusting pedophile.

by PrivateUsernameClear June 11, 2022