Commonly misspelled as "Jesus Christ," Jesuis Christ is a baguette seller from Canada, idolized by his fan-base known as "The Christians" for his amazing baking skills. Sadly, he was killed by his father, who then wrote his son's biography, including the gruesome facts that he was his own son's killer, and raped Jesuis' mother.
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Used as an exaggerative and sarcastic address to a person acting stupidly or saying something dumb. A gentlemanly replacement for "motherf***er".
*playing Battlefield 4, knifing an opponent, only to be team killed by an overzealous noob teammate thirsty for the kill and mowing you both down*
"MY BROTHER IN CHRIST I HAD THE SITUATION UNDER CONTROL"
"MY BROTHER IN CHRIST I HAD THE SITUATION UNDER CONTROL"
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Batman: Shut the fuck up Robin.
Batman: Shut the fuck up Robin.
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evan: did you see what carol christ did to northern california again
chad: as long as it doesn't get between me and your asshole
chad: as long as it doesn't get between me and your asshole
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