by Dan498 March 6, 2017
Get the carolina sunset mug.A place where old-fasioned locals and optimistic transplants collide. Super happy people moving to this state are put face to face with locals who hate everything about them (and themselves) and will stop at nothing to make them feel unwelcome and cheated on every transaction they attempt to make. Locals can't drive and will get irrationally upset when the weathers bad and try to literally, actually kill everyone else with their vehicles. Racism and rape culture is an actual thing here. You are not safe. Healthcare is terrible and so is education, no matter if you're in Charlotte or Raleigh. One of the "fastest growing cities" is a terrible mistranslation of a place where you move for a better life and end up barricading yourself in your house to avoid violent, stupid locals. The tech triangle is a lie. These people live in a state of constant jealousy and hatred. Everything closes at 8 p.m.
by nvspinella August 14, 2019
Get the North Carolina mug.The 12th U.S. state.
Despite seeming perfectly good and friendly, it is actually populated entirely by people with daddy and/or mommy issues who have either something to prove or a warrant. The general population is also irrationally afraid of hurricanes and panics every time one might come near.
A swing state, and best known for either the first successful plane from brothers Wilbur and Orville Wright in 1903 or, for some reason, Bojangles. Also the 'first in freedom' from the British. An estimated 10.49 million in population but still tons of room for forests and farmland.
If you adore pine trees, this is the place for you, because you can't go anywhere without seeing them. Just avoid the people with American flags and you'll be fine.
Despite seeming perfectly good and friendly, it is actually populated entirely by people with daddy and/or mommy issues who have either something to prove or a warrant. The general population is also irrationally afraid of hurricanes and panics every time one might come near.
A swing state, and best known for either the first successful plane from brothers Wilbur and Orville Wright in 1903 or, for some reason, Bojangles. Also the 'first in freedom' from the British. An estimated 10.49 million in population but still tons of room for forests and farmland.
If you adore pine trees, this is the place for you, because you can't go anywhere without seeing them. Just avoid the people with American flags and you'll be fine.
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by Cmann May 19, 2010
Get the carolina cupholder mug.A process in which a male uses his thumb to uppercut a women's vagina as a means of discipline/punishment.
*Note*: Smaller women cuntthumbered by stronger men might even be raised up off the ground and slammed back down. If paralysis occurs, the male is to engage in intercourse straight away and then ejaculate onto her now emotionless face.
*Note*: Smaller women cuntthumbered by stronger men might even be raised up off the ground and slammed back down. If paralysis occurs, the male is to engage in intercourse straight away and then ejaculate onto her now emotionless face.
What??!! No dinner tonight??!! You know what, I think it time for a Carolina cuntthumber don't you??!! Caroooolinaaaa CUNTTHUMBERRRR!!!!!
by Carolinas cuntthumber May 20, 2011
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