Car camper

Camping only in places that are accessible by car; often in a cabin (with a shower and a real bathroom). A person who camps without roughing it; requires more than the bare necessities; sleeps in a car rather than a tent. Someone who is prissy about camping.

He is a car camper, not the kind of person you would see at Woodstock or in 'Man vs. Wild.

by Partner858 July 19, 2010

Fancy Camper

A gay person

That Kyle sure is a fancy camper

by Robert Pants July 23, 2010

Restroom camper

A person who gets dead silent in their stall when you walk into the restroom, hoping you will not notice what they are doing in there.

That girl from the other office is such a restroom camper! We all know why she is in there

by legal girl August 23, 2011

rusty camper

When the wife eats a bag of Cheetos and you finger her in the ass. Magnified in intensity if the Cheetos are of the "Jalapeño" variety; this becomes a rusty camper with the heater left on.

"Dude wife totally sharted my hand last night"
"Well you shouldn't have hit her up with the rusty camper, fool."

by Johndhughes March 29, 2016

Pipe Camper

A person who won't pass the weed and "camps" on it.

Hey dude it's been 15 minutes...stop being a pipe camper and pass the weed

by Sinful Trash Bin January 19, 2017

closet camper

Someone who is so gay wears high heals talks gay and still try's to say they not gay even when friends ask them

You are a closet camper Adrian. Just come out all ready we know you are gay

by Cullum21 March 8, 2017

Noob Camper

Someone who stands on magical tiles wearing a hat, while taunting his enemies by constantly moving on the spot and refusing to leave his perch above the tiles.

Loser: Ugh, you’re such a NOOB CAMPER!

by BillyMcSaggyTits May 3, 2018