When a dog drags itself across the floor so as to wipe its ass, usually with it's forelegs. May be due to a turd stuck in the butt or general discomfort.
My dog licked his butt so much, he had enough hair in his poop to have a turd hanging off when he came inside. I didn't see it untill he started "butthole surfing" across my new rug. I had to chase him outside and wash that rug. Damn dog.
by The Edgehead June 5, 2009
Get the butthole surfingmug. When you put Icy Hot on your butthole, and then wrap a belt around your waist and buttcheeks causing your cheeks to be clenched together while your ass burns.
I heard the new kid performed a Butthole Lynching on himself the other day. He has not been able to sit down since.
by J Fucking Z October 28, 2006
Get the Butthole Lynchingmug. an in-betweenie belly button; the mixture of an outie (belly button) and an innie (belly hole); belly button + belly hole = belly butthole.
Person 1: “Do you have a belly button, belly hole, or a belly butthole?” Person 2: “Well, I have an in-betweenie... so, a belly butthole!”
by BellyEnthusiast69420 June 20, 2020
Get the Belly Buttholemug. The act of having the most violent shits. So violent that you literally feel that your diarrhea will propel you to 10,000 Ft above sea level.
by sasquatchordie June 17, 2013
Get the butthole turbulencemug. by Zodacus March 19, 2019
Get the Picante Buttholemug. What some dogs have. The two calics on each thigh are the hands and the butthole is the head. If you look at it closely, it kind of looks like Jesus at the last supper.
by ahumanbeingwhoisaperson December 3, 2020
Get the Jesus buttholemug. The act of getting hit in the anus, or butthole, usually while performing a bicycle, dirt bike, skateboard or other extreme sports activity that doesn't go as planned.
by Bradley227 October 3, 2017
Get the butthole whiplashmug.