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butthole surfing

When a dog drags itself across the floor so as to wipe its ass, usually with it's forelegs. May be due to a turd stuck in the butt or general discomfort.
My dog licked his butt so much, he had enough hair in his poop to have a turd hanging off when he came inside. I didn't see it untill he started "butthole surfing" across my new rug. I had to chase him outside and wash that rug. Damn dog.
by The Edgehead June 5, 2009
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Butthole Lynching

When you put Icy Hot on your butthole, and then wrap a belt around your waist and buttcheeks causing your cheeks to be clenched together while your ass burns.
I heard the new kid performed a Butthole Lynching on himself the other day. He has not been able to sit down since.
by J Fucking Z October 28, 2006
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butthole razor

A razor blade, approximate 3 inches in length, meant specifically for the care and weeding of the cornhole.
Guy 1: You're gonna shave w/ the same razor you use to clean your ass?

Guy 2: Nah, that's what my butthole razor is for!
by Razor Butthole October 13, 2008
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butthole turbulence

The act of having the most violent shits. So violent that you literally feel that your diarrhea will propel you to 10,000 Ft above sea level.
"I got arrested for flying in a restricted air space. That's how bad the butthole turbulence was."
by sasquatchordie June 17, 2013
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chimichanga butthole

The excretion of fiery, explosive diarrhea after one has ingested massive amounts of Taco Bell.
Guy #1: Dude we shouldn't of had so much Taco Bell!

Guy #2: You're telling me, I still have a terrible case of the Chimichanga Butthole.
by Kitty Licker 666 January 19, 2014
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belly butthole

A belly butthole is like a belly button only it goes deeper so that when you stick your finger in there and pull it back out it smells funny.
He has a navel so deep and smelly, it's more like a belly butthole than a belly button.
by mcdisease August 19, 2015
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chunky butthole

The opening of the anus when it needs to excrete human feces.
Ah man, I've got a chunky butthole! Where's the restroom?
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