Butthead

A butt head is a lovable human that does shit things sometimes... we all do shit things sometimes... most shit comes from our mouths.. hence butt head... but even though they got a butt for a head you still care enough you would kiss them on the cheek..

I'm a big believer and educator that everybody is a butthead.. including myself

by miss_maple August 29, 2020

Butthole eyes

A symptom of haveing sunk in eyes with brown rings resembling gaping buttholes. As we all know Pete Davidson so far if the 1st mediocre celebrity who suffers from this.

Yo fam, why Skeet Davidson’s eyes look like that? Oh, that man has Butthole Eyes.

by Topher 27 March 4, 2022

grammar butthole

A douche-bag who thinks he's intellectually superior to everyone else, but only possesses enough neural connections to point out simple grammatical or syntax errors that nobody cares about. Usually someone who didn't pay enough attention in grade school and thought they were God's gift to everyone else, but may have picked up a grammar rule or two on accident.

My grammar butthole professor failed my term paper because I incorrectly used some semicolons.

by Gio208 September 18, 2010

The Rowdy Butthole

In texas hold 'em when someone has 2 bad hole cards, but still manages to win the had, because of dumb luck.

Even though the other guy had pocket tens, I took the pot because I caught a flush on the river... I guess you could say I had the Rowdy Butthole.

by Rowdy Butthole October 24, 2008

butthead

The epitome of cool.

butthead: Uh...huh huh...hey beavis, whaddya think would happen if a reindeer took a dump in mid air? uh...huh huh huh...

beavis: umm...i dunno. what?

butthead: they hit the ground and go blop, you dumbass! uh...huh huh huh huh huh...

beavis: heh heh heh heh...*blop*...

by h a h! August 22, 2006

Butthole elves

1) Elves in your ass.
2) Defined in the bible, Bill 3:16 pm verse 78907890 as the "vile creatures that dwell within thy sphincter and will give thy wiping hand no rest whatsoever". In Finnish literature they are described as the sole reason we must use toilet paper "or else they're gonna pull you into the pot".

There's no toilet paper!I bet the butthole elves are out tonight!

by incipitsathanas April 7, 2008

tight butthole

Tight Butthole (n) -- 1. An awesome thing. 2. A really awesome thing.

"Let's just get some more drinks, and make tonight a tight butthole!"
Group: (Cheers) "TIGHT BUTTHOLE!"

Guy 1: "Dude, this bowtie is so tight butthole."

Guy 2: "No dude, that bowtie is totally loose butthole!"

by thefoldrock November 13, 2011