Butchers Dick

Getting so close to achieving something, but failing to do so by a miniscule amount.

"Oh man I was butchers dick off capturing that HQ"

Guy 1 - "How did he beat you"
Guy 2 - "Yeh, there could only have been a butchers dick in it"

by troupfinchcenetrelinkdawgyos May 25, 2010

Botched

Cardi B is the definition of botched. Cardi B has admitted to having surgeries. In recent photos she has gotten worser.

Every bitch that hate on me gotta ugly face and a botched body. From JT

by Barb Nation December 10, 2022

Get Bitched

When a male player shoots another male player so hard, he changes sex upon death.

“I killed the enemy. GET BITCHED!”

by TheRealLoki October 11, 2019

Mad butcher

The man responsible for the female genitalia.

Show us where the mad butcher had ya

by Bruss August 23, 2004

counter butcher

when someone butchers your dreams, you butcher them back

My pc just got butchered. I am going to counter butcher it and im going to nurture my pc back to health.

by butcher your dreams April 1, 2006

Butchers window

Appertisingly displayed vagina

Lee waters licks jays butchers window

by Lee wankers who fingered a hippo June 27, 2003

Master Butcher

A man from Germany who killed a guy and chopped off his dick and ate it. The German band Rammstein wrote a song about this called Mein Teil.

The song Mein Teil is about the Master Butcher.

by I am PANDA March 22, 2009