I woke up with morning wood but my girlfriend is on her period so I had to settle for a Breakfast Jack.
My folks left early this morning so I managed to get in a Breakfast Jack before school.
My folks left early this morning so I managed to get in a Breakfast Jack before school.
by Basil Hill February 15, 2009
Quite a hell of a movie starring Audrey Hepburn and George Peppard, based on the book by Truman Capote
by audrey<3 January 27, 2008
The act of cracking a raw egg and pouring it into a womens vagina , then sticking your penis ( sausage) in there and scrambling it up , in return making a belgium breakfast.
by dildo llama! February 07, 2006
A Purdue University Tradition in which people dress up in costume and head to the bars early Saturday morning before every home football game or during Grand Prix
by Tony El Oso April 04, 2009
A very disgusting person.
This is a reference to Jamie Oliver's food revolution. He dispises anyone who eats pizza for breakfast. Any person being called a pizza breakfaster is being called a really mean name.
This is a reference to Jamie Oliver's food revolution. He dispises anyone who eats pizza for breakfast. Any person being called a pizza breakfaster is being called a really mean name.
by JamieOliverFan February 24, 2011
Accidentally swallowing and ingesting a fly or other flying insect while distracted by some other activity. Made famous by Mark Potter from NBC news who swallowed a fly while reporting on air.
by MrJackStankyLegs May 19, 2010
A breakfast eater is someone who has a stable life and actually has their shit together. So much together in fact, that it is actually quite annoying to the rest of us who don't have their lives in order. Breakfast eaters are driving erratically in your community right now and probably most Sunday mornings as well.
1. The breakfast eaters buy up all the good shit at the garage sales before I even get out of bed.
2. "Sorry I'm late, some BREAKFAST EATER was driving 45mph on the highway."
3. My lawn is fine, but looks like shit compared to all my breakfast eating neighbors with their fancy lawn vacs and hired lawn-care guys.
2. "Sorry I'm late, some BREAKFAST EATER was driving 45mph on the highway."
3. My lawn is fine, but looks like shit compared to all my breakfast eating neighbors with their fancy lawn vacs and hired lawn-care guys.
by earlsgarage November 02, 2008