You ate a clown for breakfast

When someone makes to many jokes, whether if they are good or bad you can tell him that he really ate a clown for breakfast.

Person: If i was you, i wouldn't look in the mirror today.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: Because you don't want to be to blame for the mirror breaking

Person 2: Wow dude, did you ate a clown for breakfast or what?

by gllxssyy August 2, 2020

Breakfeast Squeezer

Getting a hand-job while eating breakfeast.

Last time I was in Amsterdam I had a cup of coffee, a muffin, todays newspaper and a breakfeast squeezer.

by Sean Bishop July 9, 2009

Breadfooter

(noun)
1. one who is clueless and often makes poor decisions
2. one who shows lack of motivation
3. see Millennial

(verb) "breadfoot"
1. to screw up a situation
2. to inadvertently sabotage someone

(Origin)
Derived from the YouTube Video, The Watermelon Genie, which depicts a clueless male character, who is granted one wish from The Watermelon Genie, no rules or restrictions, and chooses to have "bread where my feet is".

n. Dan decided to test the new email server by trying to send a 1GB attachment to multiple recipients, causing the server to come to a halt... He's such a Breadfooter!

v. Joe said the pool controller application was completed but it contained so many bugs... He breadfooted me again!

by Wilby1976 November 17, 2017

breakfast sex

Sex early in the morning. Particularly good for revenge sex, break-up sex, and "i was too drunk last night to know you're ugly but oh well let's go again" -sex.

Breakfast sex may or may not be accompanied with actual food.

She was so hot, I couldn't help but have breakfast sex before I left for class.

by yourfavoritepairofjeans October 7, 2005

California Breakfast

4 shots (jager, jack, jose, etc...), a beer, and then a cocktail (cap'n coke, vodka tonic, whiskey sour, etc...)done in succesion to give a really good buzz.

Hey Mikey, i need a california breakfast to get through this day on Grosse Ile, MI.

by OnTourIn12 April 12, 2009

Breakfast Boner

An erection that occurs in the morning and is naturally caused as the brains enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body's skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection.

"Scott, this morning I had a huge breakfast boner and my first piss of the day ended up all over the walls"

by Marc Quenneville May 4, 2009

breakfast and bed

when u stay up all night and then go to sleep after eating breakfest

That last new year's eve party was a breakfast and bed for me

by b to the rizzle May 11, 2007