Bonk

A group of any 5 words of an essay/paper that is being written. Used a unit of measurement to show one's progress in writing said essay/paper.
Originates from the idea of beating up, hypothetically, one's essay as the word count increases towards getting to the minimum word count.

Person 1: How is that english essay coming?
Person 2: I don't know what to write next! I guess I just have to make up something and get a few more bonks in the document.

Person 1: My essay isn't quite long enough!
Person 2: Just include a couple more bonks in what you already have to make it longer. It doesn't have to be perfect. Remember: B(onk)s get degrees.

by psalms86 December 7, 2020

DOGE BONK

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I bought some Doge Bonk last week, now I'm a billionaer and can't stop bonking when riding my lambo!

by BonkBoii69 November 15, 2021

Bonk

v., to contact someone. Like "hit me up" but shorter and better. Not sexual.

"That movie looks good, bonk me later if you feel like going."

by Meisterburgher October 16, 2021

Bonk

When you take a soft fist and bonk on a persons head while saying "Bonk" if you do not say bonk keep in mind their head will explode. Also used as a form of murder.

"Yeah he was beating me up so I bonked him without the bonk"

by Baby Kooki September 29, 2021

Bonk

Bonk. you've been bonked.

person one: *bonk*
person 2: "dude tf?"
person 1:"get wreaked you've been bonked "

by indishereig July 14, 2021

bonk

a bri'ish way of fucking someone

ima bonk dat bich ova ther init

by The Memed Human July 27, 2021

bonk

The sound of getting hit on the head, popularlized by Meme Culture.

That guy got bonked on the head.

by CBa08 July 28, 2021