Derogatory term reserved for someone who has pissed you off. A right idiot. Someone who's full of himself (see "delusional" entry above).
by Markus Aurelius May 25, 2006
Get the Cunty Bollocksmug. A faggot that lathers his bollocks in petroleum jelly before a faggotting session, he dips his nuts into the jelly filled pot in the fasion of teabagging then slapps them onto his bitch's chest and scrolls them down and tucks them into the gooch !!!
"hold on sammy i'm gonna grease you up some jelly bollocks"
"jesus christ martin where did you learn that ?"
"those were some long days and nights back in vietnam, but nothing helped me sleep better"
"jesus christ martin where did you learn that ?"
"those were some long days and nights back in vietnam, but nothing helped me sleep better"
by juve September 12, 2007
Get the jelly bollocksmug. 
by MarzAttax August 3, 2005
Get the gnats bollockmug. by John Banjophonist October 1, 2020
Get the Scotsman's bollocksmug. Complete bollocks when somebody is chatting complete bollocks it means they are chatting rubbish chatting shit talking nonsense what they are saying has no substance to it and should be
Bobby: I'm the hardest bloke in the world nobody can take me.
Fred: I don't think so mate I think you're chatting complete bollocks remember you got knocked out that short skinny looking bloke last week for grabbing up his Mrs.
Fred: I don't think so mate I think you're chatting complete bollocks remember you got knocked out that short skinny looking bloke last week for grabbing up his Mrs.
by Really long words February 2, 2022
Get the Complete bollocksmug. Hagrid bollocks are HUMUNGUS balls that usually a white man will own. This man usually holds ammunition in his Hagrid bollocks to shoot up schools
by I hAve GIrtH 123 July 11, 2019
Get the Hagrid bollocksmug.