Constipated Bottle

When a bottle of lotion, toothpaste, or other product that comes in a bottle, wont come out and you have to squeeze it with your hands really hard for it to come out. Usually when its down to the last drop. You have to just keep pushing and squeezing but it will come out eventually.

Guy 1: I cant get the ketchup out of this stupid bottle
Guy 2: dude give it to me *takes bottle*
Guy 1: i don't know if you can its constipated
Guy 2: *grunt* your right its a constipated bottle

by ThatsHot95 May 13, 2010

body like a coke bottle

she who has large breasts, skinny waist, big in the booty.

"dayyyyyyyum, look at that! she has a body like a coke bottle!" says a guy
"i know, man." says a another guy
"who is that???" says another guy
"that's that guh laney t. in this thang!" says haley from no where.

by shawtybad555 December 6, 2010

bottlers

A squad of Arsenal Football Club players (plural.)

I thought Arsenal Football Club might have a shot at the title this year, it turns out they are still just a pack of bottlers though.

by Jam Hoenut August 17, 2016

Scottish Bottle Rocket

Occurs when a man has sex after an extended period of abstinence, usually several decades, which causes an abnormally large build-up of sperm. This long dry spell and accumulation of semen causes the sex itself to last for around three seconds, similar in duration to a bottle rocket. Following the ejaculation, a distant popping noise can be heard if one listens carefully.

Ursula: Hey, Olga, didn't you say you were leaving to have sex with Billy?

Olga: I did, it was amazing.

Ursula: You were only gone for three seconds, how is that even possible?

Olga: He had a Scottish Bottle Rocket.

by Funky Junk in my Trunk January 26, 2009

bottled suprise

when someone passes gas into a water battle and tightens the cap in order to give to another fellow so that he can smell the stench

joshua ripped supreme ass but carefully stored it in a bottle...he later gave us the bottled suprise and it smelled like rank horse penis

by neez/roddie September 2, 2004

Nirvana Bootleg

A unofficial recording of a Nirvana concert or demo session Nirvana bootlegs have been around since the beginings of the band including Kurts first session with his pre Nirvana band " Fecal Matter" to Nirvana's first live show to thier very last show before Kurt died these recording are usealy either traded or copied from fan to fan & the artwork & recording quality can range from fantastic & very simaler or better than a official Nirvana release to good artwork & ok sound quality to incredable bad artwork & shitty non digital recording quality almost every Nirvana concert has surfaced & is avalible for tradeing or for sale within the Nirvana fan community but there are still many demos & sessions that remaine unsurfaced

Noisemaker, Roma, Suicide Solution?,Outcestidie & Into The Black are all great Nirvana bootlegs

by Mr.KurdtKobain October 27, 2010

Cork In The Wine Bottle

This is when 3 guys having intercourse with one girl. Each of their penises are fucking all three holes(mouth, ass, and vagina) at the same time to where she's air tight. And once all three guys have came in her, they pull out at the same time to make her holes make the same noise as a cork being removed from a wine bottle.

"Bro that foursome last night was awsome, we had her plugged up and made her pop like a Cork In The Wine Bottle"

by BryNSanity, Miggz April 28, 2010