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particle board

particle board also known as low density fiberboard is an engineered wood product made from saw dust and resin used to make low cost furniture subflooring and many other consumer products
i wanted all solid wood furniture but i ended up with furniture made from particle board what a bummer
by littlejimmie February 28, 2019
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Luigi Board

"Hey, you want to do some Luigi Board?"
by Aoki-kun February 11, 2020
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squirt water boarding

When a man or woman is on the receiving end of an orgasm (female ejaculation) and it nearly drowns them.

Queening and squirting, while the receiver cannot move.
My Queen sat on my face and orgasmed so much, it felt like she was squirt water boarding me!
by Mistress Red Nose June 13, 2016
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Ouija board

A board game sold by Parker Bros. based off of a Victorian-era parlor game. The name comes from joining the French & German word for yes “oui” & ja” together. The pointer moves because of overcompensation by one person to the involuntary hand movement of the other, which is why it takes two people to work. Once the pointer start moving, one person subconsciously “answers” the question asked the other asked and involuntarily moves towards the answer. Which is why “the board” only answers in languages the players speak and can’t answer questions to which the players don't know.

The only satanic thing about this game is the amount of money Parker Bros. make off of this scam.
Skeptic:
"Ouija, who were the first two men in space?"

Players & Board:
"...."
by Tragic Story September 28, 2004
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cutting board

When she took off her wonderbra, I found out she was a cutting board!
by KJMania October 16, 2008
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Beardsmith

Any person with the capability of growing a full (luscious) beard, who is also known for capitalizing on said capability.
Check out that bird's nest on Al's face, he sure is one hell of a beardsmith
by hoboknife March 22, 2011
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message board massacre

1.when a person(s) completly pwns alot of people on a message board. Sometimes so bad that the victim(s) have run out of insults.

Also refered to as MBM or MBMs, noobs are most vunerable to being massacred in one of these onslaughts of literature.

To avoid being massively pwn't in an MBM, watch what you say, anything foolish could make you phail.

2. Also used as if a lot of people on a message board team up against a person (usually a noob) and all of them begin to insult the victom senslessly.
1.blueDS: super-man 64 was totally baddass!

noobman: yeah, that was a great game i miss it. =(

1337pwner: you noobs need to STFU that was a rait lame game, and people are still vomiting over its stupidity

bellguy118: its a message board massacre, everybody leave!

2. scenekid414: does anybody know if i cen press start to pause the game?

Link713: dude, your a noob, dont talk again. EVER. friggen noobzor.

Lupo713: INSTANT PHAIL

DangerousTacos: FISSION MAILLED, noobert.

scenekid414: *cry*
by Dus10 August 24, 2007
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