Alabama blonde

- a girl who has blonde hair on her head--usually that's bleached that color--and brown or otherwise darker hair on her pussy

Cheerleader from Alabama - "My name is Melissa, and I'm a Alabama blonde. I bleach my hair because it makes me pretty, especially against my tanning bed brown skin and Vasalined teeth. Nobody knows it's not my real color except for my boyfriend and the girls from school that come over for spend the night parties to play board games and drink Vanilla vodka. The hair on my pussy is just a little bit darker, like almost black, but it's really just dark brown. I'm an Alabama blonde.

by SirZDefiner September 8, 2014

blonde roast

A combination of cannabis and yarrow flower, the latter of which is commonly used as a diaretic, anti inflammatory, and for smoking cessation.

Person 1: I didn't cough as much smoking this time.

Person 2: It's probably because of the blonde roast.

by blondroast March 26, 2017

Fake Blonde

girls usually named Susana

Susana is such a fake blonde

by fake blonde hater February 11, 2022

Fake Blonde

Hair that has been bleached (and bleached) until it becomes light in color. Not to be confused with orange or green. Fake blonde is unnatural blonde. May have toner over the bleach to add "natural" highlights.

"Hey, you need to touch up that fake blonde, your roots are showing"

by 2 Madre October 10, 2008

Smart blonde

A human impossible before the 21st century. Now in hiding and they live in fear of jokes about their brain capacities. Stop hunting them!

The smart blonde lived in a cave and lived off of rats and fungus, as the local brunettes were hunting her down with an arsenal of blonde jokes.

by Cheesy and dangerous. July 19, 2014

Politically Blonde

Pertaining to a Blonde Woman who has run for a political office, such as Commissioner, Mayor or President. A Smart Blond Woman going up against the political grain. Considered by society a dumb blond judged by her looks. The Politically Blonde Woman wears Plenty of pink.

Is this Legally Blond out of her mind thinking she can win an election?

Does this Politically Blonde chic think she can change the system?

Political Barbie must have shopped in the Barbie aisle.

by HonorandFaith December 9, 2012

blonde moment

A moment in time were a stupid action is done or a stupid question is asked that only blonde people would do. Blonde moments happen to any one.

Example1: the teacher explains that you have to write what is on the board, and then the teacher asks "Any questions" and a student ask "what do we have to do?"
Example2: a student comes in late then asks "can i go to the bathroom?"
Example3:when you repeat something some one said in class seconds after the person said you just had a blonde moment

by Emir Lopez February 10, 2008