a blonde hair blue eyed country girl, sometimes a truck slut, that dosn’t give a fuck about nothing, will do anything you bet them to, and can commonly be see wearing wranglers and ariats. they often only hang out with men and would prefer to sit shotgun rather then go shopping.
by zach284793 July 17, 2022
He (or she) is that one oboist who doesn't quite fit in with the rest of the oboe section in your orchestra. A blond oboist is louder, more popular, and more extroverted than your average oboist. They're also the most attractive oboe in their section, and usually have a small fan base within their orchestra by the end of the first rehearsal. Though usually blond, brunette and ginger varieties of the blond oboist do exist in certain orchestras.
Violinist: Hey what instrument does that cutie play? Trumpet?
Clarinetist: No they're actually an oboist...
Violinist: No way!! They're totally a blond oboist
Clarinetist: No they're actually an oboist...
Violinist: No way!! They're totally a blond oboist
by strawberryseeds March 31, 2015
A person, usually a female, who acts superior to others (undeserved) because they have blonde hair and who is absolutely convinced that they are in-demand always and by everyone! They like to 'go-off' on people, especially their friends, to show their real, frightening personalities. Sometimes, when intoxicated or threatened, they fight, pull hair or spaz just to prove they are on-top-of-the-heap. Prone to calling the cops (crying-wolf) because no one ever suspected them of being an evil person with criminal habits.
I thought Rachel was really nice and came from a fine home, but all she seems to do is speed. Yesterday she pulled my hair and said she would beat me. She needs to get some sleep! She is a volatile blonde!
by lovescalifornia November 04, 2009
Hair that has been bleached (and bleached) until it becomes light in color. Not to be confused with orange or green. Fake blonde is unnatural blonde. May have toner over the bleach to add "natural" highlights.
by 2 Madre August 15, 2008
A human impossible before the 21st century. Now in hiding and they live in fear of jokes about their brain capacities. Stop hunting them!
The smart blonde lived in a cave and lived off of rats and fungus, as the local brunettes were hunting her down with an arsenal of blonde jokes.
by Cheesy and dangerous. July 20, 2014
Pertaining to a Blonde Woman who has run for a political office, such as Commissioner, Mayor or President. A Smart Blond Woman going up against the political grain. Considered by society a dumb blond judged by her looks. The Politically Blonde Woman wears Plenty of pink.
Is this Legally Blond out of her mind thinking she can win an election?
Does this Politically Blonde chic think she can change the system?
Political Barbie must have shopped in the Barbie aisle.
Does this Politically Blonde chic think she can change the system?
Political Barbie must have shopped in the Barbie aisle.
by HonorandFaith December 10, 2012
A moment in time were a stupid action is done or a stupid question is asked that only blonde people would do. Blonde moments happen to any one.
Example1: the teacher explains that you have to write what is on the board, and then the teacher asks "Any questions" and a student ask "what do we have to do?"
Example2: a student comes in late then asks "can i go to the bathroom?"
Example3:when you repeat something some one said in class seconds after the person said you just had a blonde moment
Example2: a student comes in late then asks "can i go to the bathroom?"
Example3:when you repeat something some one said in class seconds after the person said you just had a blonde moment
by Emir Lopez February 10, 2008