beet

n1: a man's package
n2: a moron or an idiot
v1: to fuck around or slack off

n1: The boy was playing with his beet.
n2: My brother-in-law is such a beet.
v1: John spent the whole day beeting off.

by Jacobene November 25, 2003

beetles bonnet

ladies pelvic area

by ginger April 10, 2003

Beethoven

Ludvig Van Beethoven born in Bonn in 1770 died in 1827. Ushered in the Romantic era of music from the classical period. Which was dominated by W.A.Mozart.

a) Beethoven is my favorite composer.

b) Beethoven's Sonata Pathetique Opus 13 is freakin' rediculous!

by Sam Hays October 28, 2003

Beetleing Around

When someone is being really annoying/messing around. The person usually has a bowl-shaped haircut

someone keeps on kicking the back of your feet,so you say
"Jake, quit beetleing around!"

by pillsbury8u January 4, 2010

beet

friend

What's goin' on you lil' ol' beet?

by vividsplendiferous February 28, 2010

Dung Beetle

After unprotected anal intercourse, when the head of the penis, more specifically the rim of the penis, is plastered with fecal matter.

"Man, that's the last time I'll be with that skeezer. She didn't wipe and gave me the worst Dung Beetle ever!!!!"

by Gary Stone November 7, 2006

beetle box

1. Smoking weed inside a vehicle, but specifically inside of a Volkswagen Beetle.

Will: Erika! You down to beetle box tonight?

Erika: Oh for SURE!!!!! DAMN the smoke gets thick in that car!

by UT beetlebox March 5, 2009