Term for an absolute skeezer that can’t get over a lil thottie. He tends to say very depressing things and does some bitch shit constantly for attention.
damn bruh! Quit being such a bert
He just got his heartbroken, hopefully he doesn’t become a real Bert
He just got his heartbroken, hopefully he doesn’t become a real Bert
by stevowen March 22, 2019
A Bert is a short hobbit with a huge penis. He's not bad looking but he's autistic and give you cancer. He's Asian so don't piss him off he'll use Asian magic or swords to kill yo bitch ass
by Your God July 08, 2017
by bertlover January 05, 2019
A disabled piece of shit, usually very rude. Always wears a hat and sits in his chair.
has a fine mom though
has a fine mom though
by momsaremylife March 21, 2024
Person 1: Hey nice to meet you *Attempts to give the person a handshake*
Person 2: Nice to meet you too *Goes to give him a handshake*
Person 3: SKA-BERT *Gives person 1 the handshake instead*
Person 2: Nice to meet you too *Goes to give him a handshake*
Person 3: SKA-BERT *Gives person 1 the handshake instead*
by Spazzzattack25 February 14, 2019