New York Bert

A nazi leader from New York that is in love with a girl who gets railed by bbc

The New York bert is in love with that girl who hangs out with stinkys

by 2RYDIZZLE March 14, 2022

Bert gerdah

A cliché or something you knew was going to happen.

DAMNNN JAMAL DIED LAST WEEK??? DAMNNNN! what a bert gerdah.

by T0PAZ Ryuubenski February 11, 2021

Bert

HE A RACIST, all he says is jabba and has a small cock

"LABBA JABBA RABBA, MESSI NIGGAS, WHO, WHO ASKED" - Bert

by Steverinohashugeworm June 7, 2021

Lauren Blow-bert

Nickname on Capital Hill for the incompetent and corrupt U.S. representative from Colorado's 4th District, who has been a disaster for both Colorado and our nation.

There goes Lauren Blow-bert again, giving out blow-me sandwiches to her mega rich donors.

by LaughingAloud December 11, 2025

BERTS

Daddy.

I want o be just like BERTS.

by BERTS94 November 23, 2021

Bert

A term of endearment for a cat

I love sitting with berts. I love holding this bert

by ursubpar March 9, 2023

Bert Kreischer sit-ups

Bert Kreischer sit-ups is a highly competitive exercise competition requiring each participant to insert a well lubricated prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) into the anus prior to performing maximum effort sit-ups. The goal is to perform the maximum amount of repetitions each round prior to the prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) fully dislodging from the body. A winner will be determined following ten rounds of continuous play with no more than a one minute break in between rounds.

…those last few rounds of Bert Kreischer sit-ups was a gut check!

by Mr SlapNTickle March 20, 2023