by bertlover January 5, 2019
Get the Bertmug. A special breed of human, can be found wining and dining birds in high class establishments otherwise he's usually running around in creeks like some regular old creek nigga, doesn't mind the send or a few nose beers when he gets the chance.
by shackwiz January 14, 2019
Get the Skinny Bert Newtonmug. Person 1: Hey nice to meet you *Attempts to give the person a handshake*
Person 2: Nice to meet you too *Goes to give him a handshake*
Person 3: SKA-BERT *Gives person 1 the handshake instead*
Person 2: Nice to meet you too *Goes to give him a handshake*
Person 3: SKA-BERT *Gives person 1 the handshake instead*
by Spazzzattack25 February 14, 2019
Get the Ska-Bertmug. The probability of a finance manager forgetting to collect the down payment that is directly proportional to the size of the down payment and inversely proportional to the memory capacity of the involved manager.
I saw the finance manager running after a customer realizing that Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactions had taken place.
by K9 _Cop May 22, 2024
Get the Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactionsmug. by youramazing<3 September 27, 2022
Get the Bertmug. Bert Han is a interesting young human being who originates in south Mongolia made in a factory by Chinese slaves. His mother and father went to pick him up at the gay strip club in 7/ 6/2008 here he was kissing other boys his age. Bert is referred to as a little Asian boy. He ate his sister when she was a baby which resulted in his family abandoning him on the side of smith street.
Person 1 "Who is Bert Han"
Person 2 "He is a Chinese robot made by Chinese slaves"
Person 1 "I heard he is like really gay bro"
Person 2"yea we made out like last Sunday"
Person 2 "He is a Chinese robot made by Chinese slaves"
Person 1 "I heard he is like really gay bro"
Person 2"yea we made out like last Sunday"
by YourRightNut September 4, 2022
Get the Bert Hanmug.