beefy goiter lips

someone with morbidly fucked up lips

damn! That fool got bad beefy goiter lips

by goiterbomber December 15, 2012

Beefy Onion

Moldy squishy penis that catches you by surprise

Dude, did you see Jeremy's beefy onion?

by What8888 March 10, 2017

Beefy Treat

a line used by terrible actors during 9th grade scenes

She spoke of my beefy treat like she wanted a bite

by The Jewish Heat aka Mota pwner May 12, 2004

Beefy Burrito

A large Mexican of great girth seldom seen crossing the border. Also called an Uhl.

I arrested five illegal imigrants and one was a Beefy Burrito.

by Jedsall August 7, 2022

beefy tale

An absurd lie so obviously from the truth that it can only be a beefy tale.

Jacob, did you know that mangosteen is like the strongest antioxidant and its the cure fore everything?

Wax Luer, yeah right beefy thats just another beefy tale!

by The biggest of all cats November 7, 2017

beefy otter box

The vagina of a woman whose had a baby, which makes the insides look like a beefy otter.

Oh man, I went out with this lady last night, and we got back to her place and she had a kid, and then I bailed cause I didn't want to see her beefy otter box.

by BeefyOtterBox May 30, 2017

Beefy Sparkler

A withered or ‘spent’ penis

He seemed to have a well used penis. It resembled a beefy sparkler, much like uncooked spaghetti covered in thick gravy

by ElementaryHolmes July 14, 2022