The Beauty and The Beast

The movie you should see when having sensible girls over. This movie tends to get them in a special state where you can take sexual advantage of them because they consider everything romantic after seeing the love unfolding between a hairy beast and a hb.

Random dude: "Was The Beauty and The Beast the only thing you made her watch?"
Smart dude: "Should i lie, or make you jealous?"
Random dude: "Gj"

by alex alexsonx June 19, 2008

beardy

The ultimate trait one can posess. Once considered beardy, one is completely fulfilled as a human and may die happily. Individuals who have achieved this: James Draney, Ted Gold, Abraham Lincoln (somewhat hindered by his death, but not too drastically).

Note: While certainly a plus, a beard is not required to achieve beardiness. It merely implies that the object classified as beardy is generally excellent.

Me: Gee, Ted Gold, you're so beardy! The beardiest, in fact.
Ted Gold: What was that? I couldn't hear you over my superiority.
Me: (faints from exposure to potent beardiness).

by Jason Daniel February 2, 2008

Beauty Sleep

That one friend who goes to bed way earlier than anyone else is getting their beauty sleep

1) Im heading off now
2)Aww Gotta get your beauty sleep

by FrostyNips17 May 25, 2019

Colour of beauty

Colour of beauty is what some random parents, who seem to have a certain hearing damage, understand when you tell them that you are playing Call of Duty

Mom: What are you doing?
Son: I'm playin' Call of Duty.
Mom to Dad : Mhm he's playing Colour of Beauty again... I still don't understand why this brutal game has such a soft name...

by Clairebear96 August 25, 2013

Beauty

Beauty ain't defined by the way we look , the colour of our skin.
Beauty is different everybody's view of beauty is different.
Beauty I something we can't understand till we experience it.
We have created a fake ideal image of beauty using media but who are we to define beauty

"Pure beauty"

by Cheetz99 February 14, 2017

Buxom Beauty

A semi- decent looking woman. Who has very nice, large breasts.

Oh my those Hooters girls are buxom beauties.
I would love to be a buxom beauty instead of corn fed.

by Robust1222 January 16, 2009

Dwarfed beauty

First date, after beer googles attraction at a pub is vanished, and drunkenness gone, you realize that the person who seemed to you so attractive at the bar, is just a disappointing run-of-the-mill (ordinary, average) person.

—"Know... the hunk I scored last Saturday, after the drinks at the pub, the one I told you was so awesome-looking...?"

"Yes?"

— "Dwarfed beauty."

by rperazag July 4, 2010