The true battle between two guys. Two erected penises smash each other and try to make another penis eject and become flaccid first. The first penis becomes flaccid is the loser. The winner can steal his girlfriend.
Guys who good at penis battle as known as penis battler.
Guys who good at penis battle as known as penis battler.
by memefan May 21, 2018
Get the penis battlemug. The Battle of Hogwarts was a conflict in the Harry Potter universe that ended the Second Wizarding War. It took place in the early hours of 2 May, 1998, within the castle and on the grounds of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
The battle ended with a decisive victory for the Order of The Phoenix (a secret society fighting against Lord Voldemort) with many Death Eaters and Voldemort himself dead. It was the most devastating battle of the Wizarding War, with casualties including: Lord Voldemort, Bellatrix Lestrange, Remus Lupin, Nymphadora Tonks, Severus Snape, Fred Weasley, Colin Creevey, Lavender Brown, and at least fifty more unnamed who fought against Voldemort and his Death Eaters.
The battle ended with a decisive victory for the Order of The Phoenix (a secret society fighting against Lord Voldemort) with many Death Eaters and Voldemort himself dead. It was the most devastating battle of the Wizarding War, with casualties including: Lord Voldemort, Bellatrix Lestrange, Remus Lupin, Nymphadora Tonks, Severus Snape, Fred Weasley, Colin Creevey, Lavender Brown, and at least fifty more unnamed who fought against Voldemort and his Death Eaters.
by qodrishollow January 24, 2017
Get the The Battle Of Hogwartsmug. Boss Battle: A fight that you have to complete to progress in a game
Mini-Boss Battle: A Boss Battle that doesn't have that much impact on a game
Final Boss Battle: A fight you have to complete to finish a game
Mini-Boss Battle: A Boss Battle that doesn't have that much impact on a game
Final Boss Battle: A fight you have to complete to finish a game
Person A: Hey, have you seen that Boss Battle in *Insert Game Name*
Person B: Yeah, i heard it was really hard
Person B: Yeah, i heard it was really hard
by Yanu_ May 17, 2021
Get the Boss Battlemug. The game mode in Mario Kart in which you have to pop your opponents balloons attached to their karts and use strategic items to win.
person 1 - I bet I can beat you in balloon battle
person 2 - you’re on!
-8 minutes later-
person 2 - *gets hit by a red shell*
person 2 - you’re on!
-8 minutes later-
person 2 - *gets hit by a red shell*
by andwhomightyoube February 26, 2020
Get the Balloon Battlemug. The Gelatin Battle, more known as TGB, is a object show which was created by SuperSonicReese. Like TFB (The Firey Battle) It uses different variants of Gelatin in different colors. Such as Original Gelatin, Blue Gelatin, Red Gelatin, Evil Gelatin, and Yoyle Gelatin.
by ZdenkoRakic June 10, 2021
Get the The Gelatin Battlemug. To chat back and forth in a quick fashion and to send a response before your partner can respond to your last question
Battle Chat see below
Rhonda
9:53 Chattee or Chatter?
9:53 At the SAME time means no waiting
9:53 I only have you to chat with presently and I get bored FAST.
9:53 I can send like 10 chats in less than a half minute
9:53 want me to show you how?
9:53 I can you know?
9:53 If you are gone too long you will have like a book here when you get back
9:53 Then you will never catch up with me.
9:53 It will be like having a DVR in the chat room, except you didn't press pause.
9:53 you'll just have to rewind it when you get back but then you aren't really in LIVE mode anymore and you will always be like 2 minutes behind me in the conversation
9:53 I guess since this is TOTALLY a one sided conversation at this point it doesn't really matter.
9:53 Where the hell did you go? To the bathroom?
Wendy
9:54 omg
9:54 ur crazy tech lady
9:54 no i cant keep up
Rhonda
9:53 Chattee or Chatter?
9:53 At the SAME time means no waiting
9:53 I only have you to chat with presently and I get bored FAST.
9:53 I can send like 10 chats in less than a half minute
9:53 want me to show you how?
9:53 I can you know?
9:53 If you are gone too long you will have like a book here when you get back
9:53 Then you will never catch up with me.
9:53 It will be like having a DVR in the chat room, except you didn't press pause.
9:53 you'll just have to rewind it when you get back but then you aren't really in LIVE mode anymore and you will always be like 2 minutes behind me in the conversation
9:53 I guess since this is TOTALLY a one sided conversation at this point it doesn't really matter.
9:53 Where the hell did you go? To the bathroom?
Wendy
9:54 omg
9:54 ur crazy tech lady
9:54 no i cant keep up
by Rhondaho January 22, 2009
Get the Battle Chatmug. A long forgotten battle during the civil war, in which the citizens of Williamston, MI were forced to fight against Canadian forces from the North. Williamston's residents fought valiantly, suffering only 2 casualties, while inducing over 2,000 deaths on the Canadian side. The Williamston citizens were lead by honored war veteran, Mitch Lutzke. The Canadian side was led by famous actor, Jim Carey.
by civilwarlover123 September 19, 2016
Get the The Battle of Williamstonmug.