Hawkins Banter

1) attempted belittlement or tomfoolery of poor quality and making no sense.
2) the polar opposite of Ledge banter (as seen on Soccer AM)

Friend A: You're barely good enough to play in goal let alone out on pitch.
Friend B: (Hawkins Banter) Yeah, but I can see the pitch and your mum can't.

by WFAF February 4, 2008

Banter FC

A term used for a football club during their downfall/banter era or when they have an embarrassing result. It's mainly used as another name for Manchester United FC.

Sam: Do you know whose battling the league division 1 relegation?
Ady: Yeah, the team who defeated Manchester United 4-0, MK Dons, forget about premier league teams! 😂
Sam: Most over priced over paid banter! 😂
Both: Banter FC 0-4 MK Dons 🤣 🤣

by Footballist December 22, 2019

Banterliscious

something that is socially, morally or physically unacceptable in public, but is still said to make dry remarks about people with terminal conditions.

e.g. "You have terminal cancer.."

- "aahhhh thats banterliscious!"

by Banterman12345 December 20, 2012

banted

A word used to describe past banter.

Guy 1: Did you butt fuck that girl Alisha in the crack den?
Guy 2: Bro, we banted about this yesterday
Guy 1: Oh sweet

by bettylandretty April 26, 2017

Banterlona

Something that is funny, or laughed at in a sarcastic manner

That was just banterlona

by Reganclark72 January 31, 2018

Banter n Talent

Banter n Talent used to be a sound page but now the owner just plugs his other shitty accounts like banter n girly banter n fails banter and so on.

Jonathon- free up SJ
Micheal- id rather follow Banter n Talent and his 12 diciples of accounts

by BigSexHaver April 22, 2020

banter FC

a term which football fans make fun of a top club that lost to a club that's on the bottom of the table in a league or used as a term for which a club is in it's downfall era(banter era)

Noah: BRUV! did you watch the game this afternoon where liverpool lost to bournemouth??

Oliver: Yeah I did, Liverpool's the real banter fc. Their fans should really stop making fun of man united fans 😆

by Frift March 11, 2023