Banana

Why the hell are you searching up banana? Simpleton.

Why the fuck don't you know what a banana is?

by DefiningJusticeFromAssholes March 20, 2017

Banana

Why the fuck are you looking up a banana on urban dictionary? You have access to the internet you privileged shit! How do you not know what a banana is? Its a fucking yellow dildo.

"I looked up banana in the urban dictionary and it made me feel bad."

by banana_cunt69420 February 11, 2018

Banana

A subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalizing themselves to the point of death.
Bananas, AKA Onision's subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.

Guy 1: "hey, have you heard of Onision?"
Guy 2: "oh you mean the next Hitler?"
Guy 1: (I have to say he is a Banana or I can't submit this thingy)*kills himself*

by Fellow Banana February 13, 2017

Banana

Banana, a subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalizing themselves to the point of death. Most bananas, aka onision subscribers Wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effectiveness videos. Onision must be stopped.

Guy 1, (Is a banana): "Hey, have you heard of Onision?" Guy 2: "Oh you mean the next Hitler?" Guy 1: *Kills himself*

by OnisionWatcher69420 March 4, 2017

Banana

A yellow fruit eaten by monkies, sometimes humans too.

Is that a banana?

Ohhh yes

May I have it

Ohh no

Why not?

It's mine!

So?

So ?!?!?!?

*Starts a physical fight.*

by feedmealready October 14, 2020

Banana

A racist epithet sometimes directed at an Asian woman who happens to be dating a White man. Generally used only by bitter White women who have failed in relationships, not understanding that it may be due to their own lack of attractiveness, personality, or character. They fail to comprehend the natural likeability of Asian women who are kind and feminine (incorrectly labeling them "submissive"), and also fail to appreciate White men who are nice, intelligent, and gentlemanly. Feeling lost in her own bitterness, the White woman will ascribe nefarious motives to such persons liking each other, and will resort to unfounded racist stereotyping.

My fucking ex-boyfriend is going with some fucking Asian banana. I can't stand it. They can't possibly love each other. She's just after his money. Shit, I need a hit of cocaine.

by HL63 October 24, 2012

Banana

Banana, a subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalising themselves to the point of death.

Most bananas, aka Onision subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.

"That Banana is in the hospital, did you hear?"
"Yeah man, I should sue Onision."

by zedic February 13, 2017