backwards apple

The most offensive thing you could possibly describe as a sexual act. I won't even go into it.

Last night Steve gave Brenda the old backwards apple.

by Henry January 2, 2005

Ass Hat Backwards

Used to describe something that is of a high stupidity that it makes ass hats normal by comparison.

"John your idea of how babies are born is just Ass Hat Backwards."

by The lord of the nukems May 2, 2012

Blackwood

1) A creative, unique, individual.
2) To think ouside of the box, an innovator
3) To be successful

That extraordinary painting was done in the style of Blackwood.

Everyone will be jealous once you become Blackwood.

by YumYumPoptarts November 29, 2009

suck my dick backwards

when the guy puts his dick between his legs and someone sucks it from behind with his ass in their face.

Shut the fuck up bitch, suck my dick backwards!

by Visage de Etoile February 14, 2018

fuck your mother backwards

It means to fuck some ones mother backwards. almost as if you where to fuck them the wrong way. commonly used as an insult to tell some one

1- to fuck there mother

2- in a way that would be back to front and all wrong

3- to insult someones intelligence and mother.

jack mason: Rob you eat balls
Rob Harvey: Go fuck your mother backwards

by robertH1230123 February 12, 2010

Golden Backwards Blumpkin

When a guy is standing up, peeing on a girl, and pooing at the same time...another girl is on deck to perform fellacio on the doody log that's on its way out. AKA: GBB

Damn, this Golden Backwards Blumpkin sure left a mess all over my kitchen floor.

by GBBeaver December 8, 2009

Ass backwards

Beyond the phrase 'being backward'. It means lacking any insight, intelligence, correct action, respect to human rights, cultural sophistication, and most of all common sense.

Having a parked car on the lawn while drunk on a couch also on the lawn ass backwards.

Being racist is ass backwards.

In the computer game Civilization having your nation in the dark ages when every other group is building spacecraft is being completely ass backwards.

Putting something together wrong is ass backwards.

by egnarooorange December 9, 2008