Butchered

Butchered is a term used in Ireland (Maybe UK too) when someone gets a haircut and it turns out badly. Essentially it's a bad haircut

"Your barber butchered you bru"

"Nathan did you see Tom's new haircut?"
"I did, it looks terrible"
"Yeah he totally got butchered"

by Unique philosopher August 7, 2024

Butcher's Dozen

11; as opposed to a Baker's Dozen, 13

There couldn't have been more than a butcher's dozen in the bag.

by R. P. P. Shakespeare May 2, 2024

Butcherelli

A noun, meaning: the act of sitting on the toilet and having an epic masturbation session all while taking a shit at the same time.

Can also be called an Auto-bumpkin

Guy 1: “Hey brutha, where is Shawn?”
Guy2: “Get comfy bro.. he’s in the middle of taking another Butcherelli. We won’t be leaving for a while!”

by Silver719 December 21, 2024

Butcher

Jonah’s attempt at Toby keith

Holy fuck Toby Keith is stirring in his grave after Jonah butchered courtesy of the Red White and Blue

by Yoooooo37291 May 5, 2025

butcher

That one KA singin toby Keith

Holy fuck Toby Keith is stirring in his grave after that God awful attempt at Courtesy of the Red White and Blue by Jonah. Butchered

by Yoooooo37291 May 5, 2025

Butcher of New Harbor

A guy who walks around New Harbor looking like a caveman Ts, and slashing everyone with a cleaver.

Employee 1 : Yeah hear about that crazy Butcher Pete?
Employee 2 : Yeah but you haven't seen nothing yet until you've seen The Butcher of New Harbor.

by LaughingDumb654 May 21, 2025

Fickle Bunchers

A bunch of hooligans in a gang, which has no recognized name, known to the public.

i.e a bunch of retards who think they are gang members.

Usually consisting of the younger aged, and incredibly ignorant teenagers of small towns.

Wes: "Those god damn fickle bunchers came streaking across my lawn and screwed my wife!!!!"

Chad: " Holy fuck!! Now their raping the dog!!!"

by wes1234 February 21, 2009