by George Snuffalugus February 24, 2004
This is any and all actions taken by Steve S. when he gets bored. He burgles turds. Green ones, red ones, purple ones. When he is around, no turd goes un-burgled.
by Bob Schway May 16, 2006
"My dog is a turd burglar!"
Also: "My litter box has been turd burgled!"
Also: get rid of the dog before it licks you and gets poo particles in your eyes, and you develop a severe case of pink eye. See: "Grama's Boy".
Also: "My litter box has been turd burgled!"
Also: get rid of the dog before it licks you and gets poo particles in your eyes, and you develop a severe case of pink eye. See: "Grama's Boy".
by TurdBurglar's Pinkeyed Master November 26, 2010
A sneaky impish person who lives off of stolen feces. Their relentless pursuit of fecal matter deprives them of any real human contact, as such they are detested by all civilized society.
by Dicktionarian June 03, 2010
bills fans everywhere should belong to this club/way of life. you make a small donation to some sick kids and get a ball burglar mask. you wear the mask when the bills need to take the ball back! and they will!
by groupie#1 September 25, 2006
Noun. A racist term used for describing any dark skinned individual, though they mostly tend to be black or somalian.
by Will P. W. November 26, 2006
The act of sneaking up on a drunk passed out girl at a party and having anal sex with her. The next morning she will wake up and realize her ass cherry has been stolen
by carolina hitman November 06, 2010