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Husband Bouldering

When someone’s "project" at the bouldering gym isn’t a V5—it’s a taken man. The art of aggressively flashing problems near married dudes just to strike up a convo, "accidentally" brushing hands in the chalk bucket, and laughing way too hard at his midlife-crisis jokes.
"Bro, Maya’s not even trying to send—she’s on her third ‘casual’ chat with that guy wearing a wedding tan line. Straight-up Husband Bouldering."
by mothy123 April 13, 2025
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Boulder Butt

A woman with an ass that looks like to big boulders, cause of all the demples
by LoveBunny1 January 13, 2014
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Boulder holder

The two armed woman was wearing a bulletproof over the shoulder Boulder holder.
by Stefani Victorious February 11, 2023
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Boulder

A big machine that pioneers used to travel everywhere
It's not just a rock, its a boulder.

We pioneer's would travel everywhere with these
by AverageGamerNub9000 January 16, 2021
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boulder hill(hood)

A unincorporated TURD of a town located in Illinois between Montgomery & Oswego
No one wants to claim boulder hill(hood) because it is a giant turd.
by surrealpoodle June 4, 2014
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boulder brain

A boulder brain is a Norfolk inbread male, who is over weight has poor hygiene, rarely washes towels sheets.... stresses over everything but not as much as his trouser button. Pants always down crack showing. Loverble, simple, germ ridden.
Lewis,you boulder brain, go have a wash!
by Neilwill September 26, 2019
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Boulder Highway Barbie

A common slang term used to describe many of the prostitutes that walk along Boulder highway in Las Vegas, NV.
GUY 1: holy shit, why does that girl walking across the street look like a trainwreck?

GUY 2: Bro, that's a boulder highway Barbie......
by BHsi August 6, 2017
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