BMW

A car for people who:
1-Don't use turn signals
2-Tailgate
3-Flip the bird
4-Are superior than everybody else on the road!

BMW Owner-"I own a BMW 5 series, what about you?"
Audi Owner-"An Audi S5! It's..."
BMW Owner-"Go to hell you c**t"

by Volkswagen is cancer May 14, 2018

BMW

bmw is just an abbreviation for “black momma whoopin”

damn how could you talk to your parents like that? If I said that I would’ve gotten a bmw

by Unknownjsbored January 11, 2022

BMW

Break My Windows

A common interpretation of the initials of BMW, the German car manufacturer, as response to the awful people who drive said make of car in a selfish, aggressive manner.

by Bob Hatstand June 11, 2017

bmw

stands in German for
"Bring mich Werkstatt"

translated:
"Get me to the repair shop"

Partly bad electronics

Son of a BMW-Owner: "Why is so much room in the garage, when you're here?"
BMW-Owner: "Hmph!"
Wife of a BMW-Owner: "Now, what BMW stands for? Bring mich Werkstatt!"

by SM-Ente May 23, 2007

BMW

Blockhead's (albanian) Main Wheels

All blockheads drive BMWs.

by John Paul October 14, 2003

bmw

A BMW is a very expensive car, also known as a Black Man's Wish. Some even refer to it as Big Money Wasted.

Guy 1- "Dude, did you just buy a BMW?"
Guy 2- "Hell yeah i did!!"
Guy 1- ".... Big Money Wasted....."
Guy 2- "WTF?"

by BigBrothaPaulie January 18, 2010

bmw

Big Mexican Women

Did u see how big that mexican women was. Yah she was a BMW.

by sir crop dust June 13, 2009