portable blendered

When you get chopped up by a helicopter in a game

In warzone I was gliding through the air when I got chopped up by a heli I was portable blendered

by F3AR7315144 February 14, 2021

Portable blendered

When you get chopped up in war zone by a heli

When you go to hospital in war zone by get killed by the heli that a portable blendered

by F3AR7315144 February 14, 2021

Idiotic blender

When a guy is being a dick, doesn't have respect for women, and is a horny little shit

Ethan is such an idiotic blender, like honestly how could he treat Nicole like that?

She's not an object, she's a woman.

by Miaminic0514 May 09, 2017

Blender Whore

A whore that gets mixed into other people's relationship.

Tucker: "Damn Alaina needs to stay the fuck out of my relationship."

Jack: "She also needs to stop fucking all the guys."

Tucker: "She is such a Blender Whore!

Jack: "YES!!"

by PnB-Puss n' Bitches March 22, 2017

organ blender

A motor cyclist who is convinced that he is invincible and rides at maximum speed at all times. It is only a matter of time before he liquidises his internal organs in a major accident.

Jeez, did you see Steve on his CBR? That dude is a real organ blender, a waste of good kidneys if you ask me.

by Tube Alloys September 06, 2017

Blender of Love

Position in which you sit on and spin like crazy. You can set to many different levels, including pulsating. Include fruit and frozen yogurt for fun. Right after you must walk to a real blender and assemble a real smoothie.

The Blender of Love we did last night put my body into a tizzy.

by blenderboy1223 October 31, 2009

Roast Beef In a Blender

The loosest pussy around. Lips hanging out so long she has to tuck them in.

Juan: Hey Jose did you hear about Linda?

Jose: Ya, I heard she had mad roast beef in a blender!

by Daequan III November 29, 2015