The probability of a finance manager forgetting to collect the down payment that is directly proportional to the size of the down payment and inversely proportional to the memory capacity of the involved manager.
I saw the finance manager running after a customer realizing that Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactions had taken place.
by K9 _Cop May 22, 2024
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Bert

Thats bert that
by anonymous December 2, 2021
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Bert Han

Bert Han is a interesting young human being who originates in south Mongolia made in a factory by Chinese slaves. His mother and father went to pick him up at the gay strip club in 7/ 6/2008 here he was kissing other boys his age. Bert is referred to as a little Asian boy. He ate his sister when she was a baby which resulted in his family abandoning him on the side of smith street.
Person 1 "Who is Bert Han"
Person 2 "He is a Chinese robot made by Chinese slaves"
Person 1 "I heard he is like really gay bro"
Person 2"yea we made out like last Sunday"
by YourRightNut September 4, 2022
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Bert

A fucking madlad of a bunny rabbit with no fucking limit
I fucking live Bert the nutter
by bertlover January 5, 2019
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On Bert

Norbert that one dude who got unrightfully kicked from a skribbl.io lobby
Derived from "On God", the only exception being Norbert > God
Beta cuck: "Your girlfriend looks like my mom"
Chad: "On Bert"
by Chicken Lord May 26, 2020
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Bert

I love sitting with berts. I love holding this bert
by ursubpar March 9, 2023
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Bert Alert

When an emergency meeting is called and you get a boner
Shit! uhhhh... bert alert...
by Bert alert October 28, 2020
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