The Glenn Beck Defense

A synonym for JAQing Off, this phrase was named after right wing commentator Glenn Beck, who became famous for spewing conspiracy theories and hate fueled rhetoric under the guise of asking questions. His usage of this defense became so notorious that South Park famously mocked him for it.

"I'm not saying that they were good people, I'm just asking if the Jan 6 rioters were really Republicans or if they were Democrats in disguise?"
"Quit pulling The Glenn Beck Defense moron!"

by Lynch/Fellini May 30, 2023

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brinley beck

the mom of the friend group. always has cookies.

my mom- “oh i like that brinley beck, why can’t you be more like her.”

by lmculb June 7, 2019

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Avery Beck

The fucking man! You love the n-word, you have Lil Baby on speed dial, sexy, pulls all them bitches, you are hot as fuck, you most likely football player. You have a FUCKING GINORMOUS DICK, you are gay wit the homies, and you are the TRUE alpha

Girl 1: Did you hear about Avery Beck's nudes getting out?!
Girl 2: OMG YASSS, his dick was fucking ginormous!
Girl 1: I KNOW RIGHT! I also heard that him and Olivia had sex!
* Olivia walks up *

Olivia: OMG it was AMAZING, he had a 10 feet defeater and he lasted for like 5 hours! Not only that his dick touched my Belly Button!
Girl 1: Damn I wish I saw it!
Girl 2: Same!
Olivia: Well you can watch it on our new Only Fans!
* Olivia winks *

by TheFuckingTruthDumbass October 3, 2023

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Jacob Ryan Beck

A Socially awkward man who also happens to star in the hit YouTube channel Ryan Beck as the little kid who also happens to make weird noises the whole time, sometimes makes fortnite highlights

Wow That Jacob Ryan Beck sure does run a quality youtube channel

by chuteeee August 1, 2021

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Beck

The utter most dumbass retarded person you will ever meet.

I think that mental kid’s name is Beck.

by bigrealguy4825 December 11, 2018

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Ivan beck

Fucker from Kane pixels backrooms who's good guy, bad guy and never seen.

Person 1:did you know that On July 2nd 1988, the ASYNC Research Facility tested its low-proximity magnetic distortion system for the third time. Details regarding the results of the experimentation have not yet been released. During a press conference held in April of 1988, Ivan Beck, vice-director of the ASYNC Foundation described the intention of these tests, stating "this program, if granted sufficient backing from the United States government, will offer a solution to all current and future storage and residential needs, and save billions of dollars on property construction and management?

Person 2: I don't give a fuck.

by Bill- nye-your-mom's-a-guy May 28, 2024

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