Something you say sarcastically to your boss when they constantly ask you to do work that's not in your job description or some lazy co-workers'responsibility.
Boss: Hey Steve, can you go pick me up a birthday card for my wife?
Steve: Because that's on my resume.
Boss: Hi Mary, Steve screwed up our quarterly stats again. Do me a fave and fix it by tomorrow?
Mary: (sarcastic eye-roll) Yeah because that's on my resume! Glad Steve makes $10G's more than me.
Steve: Because that's on my resume.
Boss: Hi Mary, Steve screwed up our quarterly stats again. Do me a fave and fix it by tomorrow?
Mary: (sarcastic eye-roll) Yeah because that's on my resume! Glad Steve makes $10G's more than me.
by Ediberto May 21, 2018
Get the Because that's on my resume mug.Da reply dat you snortingly give when an advertisement singingly asks, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"
Unlike many car-buyers, service-garages aren't gonna say, "No, because they're crap" when asked if they will work on Fords --- those fragile unreliable rust-buckets (FORD stands for "Fix Or Repair Daily" or "Found On the Road Dead") are largely what keep said establishments in business, since so many repairs are required to keep these blue-oval-badged junk-heaps rolling down da road!
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Get the Because mug.A simple phrase used to explain why comics are how they are.
May also be used for stuff based on comics.
May also be used for stuff based on comics.
"The Silver Age of comics was weird. Like really, really weird. But did you know that Supergirl once dated a fricken horse? Well she did... because comics." - Comic Drake
by Blackmouth October 6, 2019
Get the because comics mug.Matt: bro why are you going so slow.
John: cause there's traffic.
Matt: well you better "because racecar"
John: cause there's traffic.
Matt: well you better "because racecar"
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