Irish Bail

When you impregnate your girlfriend/wife before the start of a long prison sentence so she's occupied for the duration.

The Judge gave Billy 10 years but luckily his girlfriend received irish bail so she'll have something do to while Billy is away.

by SoberCaine November 6, 2021

Behind every door there is another bail of hay

There is another opportunity out there.

Take a chance.

Similar to there are plenty of other fish in the sea.

John: I don't like my job.

Mary: Behind every door there is another bail of hay.

by jak8012 July 24, 2018

Beer Bail

To bail on work to go get a beer.

I'm so done, do you want to beer bail with me?

by Sweet Evil June 27, 2015

Bail

Boy am I loaded, said when one can't remember craft (can't remember a f*ing thing)

Bail, please help.

by Sexydimma July 25, 2021

Stella-bail

Just like a Johnny-come-lately, except she doesn't show up at all. She's very keen to make it and sounds very excited about the happening, and then something unexpectedly goes wrong... and, inevitably, she bails.

Stella: "I'm gonna be there for 6:30! Really excited about dinner!"
Her friends: "See you then!"

1 hour later:

Stella: "Actually, as I left work I cycled over a bed of nails and got a flat tire and had to carry my bike home in the rain so I don't think I'm gonna make it for dinner any longer guys. See you next time"

Her friends: "Stella-bail!"

by stellalb November 4, 2019

Bailing Season

When a person/group of people decide that it is definitely time to bail out of a situation. Bailing Season originated at a theme park in England when a queue for a ride was far too long to wait for. The group mutually agreed that it was certainly time to bail, and the time that it had taken, from exiting the queue to being officially 'bailed' is known as Bailing Season. Bailing Season can last from 5 minutes to 5 hours depending on the situation.

Kid 1: This queue is not worth the utter grief.
Kid 2: What you saying'?
Kid 1: Bailing Season!

Followed by quick repeating of the words... 'bail bail bail bail, duck like bird duck like bird'.

by ThomasGAlexander July 29, 2012

Bails

Bails is the sort of kid with a massive shaft and gets bare pussy 25/8! Bails is that leng that none of the gyalls like him because he’s just too fire! :(

‘WOWEEE Bails is peng isnt he girls, I’d love to see his shaft’
‘Oh yeah defo but he’s way TOO peng for all of us’
‘Bails is an absolute pussy magnet’

by sexc bails December 8, 2019