bagel pop

anal intercourse; usually between two males.

Hey, look over there, I think that guy is getting a bagel pop.

The way that guy was walking made me wonder if he had a bagel pop.

by lash505 September 10, 2007

toast the bagels

Coded language about killing Jews

A man sits next to another man on a park bench - they look around carefully, “Make the call; it’s time to toast the bagels,” the one man says to the other.

by Cyclone B March 09, 2019

The Bagel Effect

What happens when someone throws a bagel at a random guy, causing the other person to become that person's arch nemesis. A good example of this is when Miles Morales thew a Bagel at Johnathan Oone, causing Johnathan to develop an intense hatred towards Miles, after that (and a collider incident) Johnathan became The Spot, who claims to be Miles's nemesis.

Guy 1: I'm gonna throw this bagel at someone!
Guy 2: No! You'll cause The Bagel Effect!
Guy 1: *Throws bagel at Guy 3*
(A year later)
Guy 1: *Minding his business*
Guy 3: Remember me? I am your worst enemy.
Guy 1: WHAT THE?! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?

by Chuli-P June 20, 2023

Bathroom Bagel

A Bathroom Bagel is when one poops in a circle then waits for it to harden (or put it in the freezer for 15 minutes). At this point you are ready to serve your delicious Bathroom Bagel. The Bathroom Bagel can also be worn as a Yamika in the Jewish faith. The Bathroom Bagel can also be used as a frisbee. The Bathroom Bagel is a well rounded great gift and good for the kids.

My Mexican friend made me a batch of Bathroom Bagels for my party and they where a huge hit.

by BabyJC December 12, 2016

Morning Bagel

When you make your girlfriend/boyfriend/significant other a luxurious breakfast, let them take a shit without wiping, and then give them a rim job.

“Yo man, I didn’t ask for any corn in my morning bagel”

by edgykid June 20, 2019

Bagel Radish

A bagel radish is a superior being who lives in a shed. They use these sheds as homes because youtube demonetization prevents them from being able to afford anything else. They enjoy playing Roblox and other games for entertainment.

Woah, that guy is on Minecraft and he's telling me that he's poor. He must be a bagel radish!

by Bagel Radish January 01, 2019

Finagle that Bagel

Another term for "lets get this bread" which is catchy and obscure. Primarily used by gamers or normie twitter users.

*wins match* YOOO gamers lets Finagle that Bagel brother.

by DaeBaeFay December 31, 2018