assfister

Cpl Gerard

Gerard is an assfister

by 163 line June 29, 2004

assified

when your ass has suddenly become so huge in such a short period of time...

omigosh... over the weekend i became assified...

by Bridster April 14, 2005

Asif

Two definitions are often in association with this word. The first of which is a Chump which simply put is someone who bails out on their friends. The second being the Blitz and as coined in How I Met Your Mother involves the "blitz" to leave the group of friends, causing the laws of awesomeness to increase 10 fold.

Damn that Asif leaving again... Oh shit Free Food & Hot Chicks today!!!!!

by Ghat09 December 14, 2010

Assafaccio

Noun. Italian for "Assface".

Variations: Assafaccione

Note: It's fake Italian, obviously.

Siete un assafaccio.

Eng: "You are an assface"

by Munaf March 6, 2005

assflow

1. The average amount of waste or fartiness ejected out a person's ass.

2. Total rubbish or spewing aggravating verbal nonsense.

1. Dude, Jimmy Joe keeps farting, it smells terrifying. He must have an extraordinary assflow.

2. Okay okay we heard enough about your agitated drunken political views, stop the assflow.

by TrevorS September 16, 2008

assfinkter

The muscle that contracts your asshole for taking a shit.

Dang, i just tore my assfinkter last night from that huge ass dump.

by BAcc June 25, 2008

Aspifferastic

When something is just so jaw dropping that you can't describe it with one word. Awesome, spiffy, wonderful, amazing, and fantastic are all included. (uh-spiff-er-ass-tick)

Wow...I think that night was the most Aspifferastic moment of my life!

by Miss Quick August 25, 2008