Asher Tan

Too much bones in ma hand. Rolling bones. might get a harem

Girl 1: Asher Tan is so hot, he has 206 bones in his hand

Girl 2: OMG lets join his haram

by fairfield 101 August 22, 2022

asher

a dumb fuck

dani:holy shit that guy was a total asher
emma: yeah

by yomamasween November 13, 2022

Asher

A man with multiple women. Most like a thot with a handful of thotties. Also a Milwaukee bucks fans with the height of an NBA player with limited basketball capabilities.

Asher is on the loose again!

by Jrix April 27, 2022

Asher

I hold on so nervously to me and my drink
I wish it was coolin' me
But so far has not been good
It's been shitty, and I feel awkward as I should
This club has got to be the most pretentious thing
Since I thought you and me
Well, I am imagining a dark lit place
Or your place or my place
Well, I'm not paralyzed, but I seem to be struck by you
I wanna make you move because you're standin' still
If your body matches what your eyes can do
You'll probably move right through me on my way to you
I hold out for one more drink, before I think
I'm lookin' too desperately
But so far has not been fun, I should just stay home
If one thing really means one
This club will hopefully be closed in three weeks
That would be cool with me
Well, I'm still imagining a dark lit place
Or your place or my place
Well, I'm not paralyzed, but I seem to be struck by you
I wanna make you move because you're standin' still
If your body matches what your eyes can do
You'll probably move right through me on my way to you
Well, I'm not paralyzed, but I seem to be struck by you
I wanna make you move because you're standin' still
If your body matches what your eyes can do
You'll probably move right through me on my way to you
Not paralyzed, but I seem to be struck by you
-copied from google by someone named asher

ashereI hold on so nervously to me and my drink
I wish it was coolin' me
But so far has not been good
It's been shitty, and I feel awkward as I should
This club has got to be the most pretentious thing
Since I thought you and me
Well, I am imagining a dark lit place
Or your place or my place
Well, I'm not paralyzed, but I seem to be struck by you
I wanna make you move because you're standin' still
If your body matches what your eyes can do
You'll probably move right through me on my way to you
I hold out for one more drink, before I think
I'm lookin' too desperately
But so far has not been fun, I should just stay home
If one thing really means one
This club will hopefully be closed in three weeks
That would be cool with me
Well, I'm still imagining a dark lit place
Or your place or my place
Well, I'm not paralyzed, but I seem to be struck by you
I wanna make you move because you're standin' still
If your body matches what your eyes can do
You'll probably move right through me on my way to you

by AHduwoijieohuw April 28, 2022

Squire Asher

Gay, Homosexual, Fruity, Queer, Priest Plaything, Cock Gobbler, Likes Men, Limp Wrist, he likes older men, he also likes younger men, Probably a cougar

Squire Asher is not just a cum dumpster he is a whole Jizz landfill

by Josietrain April 29, 2022

Asher

turns on j- i mean whaaaa

“after all this kidnapping we should go have s- I MEAN REST” -asher

by techno 🤙 May 1, 2022

Asher

A wierdo who thinks hes fucking better than everyone and has anger management, he doesnt respect others and doesnt understand social cues. He sits on his chromebook during his classes and has one friend that has autism or something.
Ashers usually jerk off to 2d figures that arent real and he plays fortnite. Ashers usually dont have friends and likes dead ass memes.

girl: Hi asher
Asher: HAMBURGER CHEESEBURGER BIG MAC WHOPPER
Girl dont do that
Asher: Fuck of shitty retarded bitch

by hwag4594 May 3, 2022