West Nigerian Sloppy Joe

A male must shit into a baking pan and it it in the oven at 325 for 25 minutes then , without letting it cool off dump it on his sleeping wife while wearing floaties and sandals only .

How come your wifes mad at you?

Ohh i felt kinky and gave her a West Nigerian Sloppy joe lastnight now she wont speak to me .

by Dr.WTF July 25, 2025

Nigerian Cock

The shlong of a man of Nigeria

Yo, how was it last night Sarah?

It was great, his nigerian cock made me cum 5 times!

by choppaonme November 16, 2020

spare nigerian

I am gonn to Nigeria for safari!
Well dont forget to take with you a spare nigerian!

In the truck: if spare nigerian ready?
Spare nigerian: Yes Master!
Throw him into leopards, i would like to see if lepards are hungry

by kkUPYUOASS February 9, 2024

Nigerian Firehose

The act of masturbating in a public area and swiftly pulling the fire alarm right at climax of said orgasm causing a scene that would shock everyone who was lucky enough to see it.

Bro I got kicked out of the mall yesterday
Why
I hit em with the old Nigerian Firehose

by GlockoSandstorm66 July 9, 2023

Nigerian pidgin

A popular dialect derivated from English in Nigeria, popular among youth in the country and literally no one know what its words means.

American bro 1: Bro bro bro, why nigerian people speak so weird?
American bro 2: Its called Nigerian pidgin bro, and no one knows what they say

by RandomUser1942 January 2, 2024

Nigerian Cupcake

when you shape your shit into a cupcake and then eat it

what a great Nigerian cupcake

by pmcgeough10 October 19, 2018

Nigerian Mullet

When a male shaves his pubic hair above the dick to the bare skin, but leaves his ball hair ridiculously long.

Kristen: I was going down on Greg the other night and I had a mouth full of ball hair.

Laura: was it the Nigerian Mullet?
Kristen: it was the Nigerian mullet.

by Clay Dingle June 17, 2018