Eviction Anxiety

fear of being kicked out regardless reality

I gotta rent a room by next month!
Dude. Your eviction anxiety's kicking in again! Nobody's kicking you out...yet.

by Jedd A Diah May 11, 2020

Cellperation Anxiety

The anxiety or fear you experience when seperated from your cellphone.

Gale: Why are you so on edge today?
Peter: Sorry, I misplaced my cell phone and I can't stop worrying about it.
Gale: Sounds like you have cellperation anxiety.

by Rachel:) March 14, 2011

anxiety day

A day where nothing feels right: your clothes are to tight, car is messy, you can’t find the right position to lay in, everyone seems mad at you.

Jim: Nancy are you okay?

Nancy: Yeah just having an anxiety day, that’s all.

by Chuckles06 April 19, 2022

Breakfast Anxiety

The anxiety one experiences after a night out with friends that no one will attend breakfast the following morning.

I experienced Breakfast Anxiety this morning

by BasementDweller October 2, 2013

Toxic Anxiety

Toxic anxiety occurs when an overwhelming base level of fearfulness towards the everyday world and ones limited control over it result in negative antisocial behavior and feeling strongly that you are a victim or a champion of victims. Toxic anxiety leads to extreme

nihilism, self victimization, bigotry, racisim and hatred toward those that have better circumstances the individual does as well as identity crises such as gender dysphagia.

Toxic anxiety is extremely prevalent in the woke and activist communities.

I ran into a group of feminist protestors on my way to work. They started screaming at me saying I was part of the patriarchy as a white male and that I should urinate sitting down. Their toxic anxiety towards men was to much to handle so I just walked through them letting out a juicy meat fart I had been saving since lunch. I could hear them all gagging as I walked away.

by ZIM001 June 9, 2023

anxiety beer

When you show up to a social gathering and feel out of place or uncomfortable, in an axious state. This leads to the chugging of your initial beers until anxiety subsides.

I was so freaked out before you guys showed up to the party, I had 3 anxiety beers.

by Dubsss July 16, 2017

Pussy Anxiety

When you're going waiting to have sex on a special occasion, only to start your period right before the event.

Girl: Honey i'm sorry, we can't have sex tonight.
Girlfriend: but I just got the promotion, why?
Girl: Pussy Anxiety, I just started my period

by BabybitchEgg July 5, 2017