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Bisexual Anxiety 

When you haven't hade sex with anyone of the same sex for a while and start to miss it a bit...

I actually said bisexual kissing, but the swedish word for kissing (or more like making out) is very similar to the word anxiety and my boyfriend heard it wrong and it became a new word! =) LOL!
"I have Bisexual Anxiety, I havent had sex with a person of the same sex for ages!" (I know, stupid example, can't think of a good one tho :S can you?)
Bisexual Anxiety by Angelbits February 11, 2010
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Tab Anxiety 

When a tab whore cannot bear to shutdown his computer for the risk of losing all the open websites in his tab dump.
Dude, my computer is runnin slower than turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Just restart it fuckface.

Can't. My tab anxiety's killin' me. I need to check out these links but haven't had the time.
Tab Anxiety by Syracuse JOHNSON February 28, 2010

vibration anxiety 

when someone is expecting an important text and they feel a vibration in their pocket, but its actually all in their head... usually met with disappointment
I thought he texted me back but I guess I'm just having bad vibration anxiety.

pizza anxiety

something you get when someone orders a bunch of food and you have to make it
kylee got pizza anxiety when she walked into work and someone ordered 3 jumbos and 1 large
pizza anxiety by hiiiiiitsame February 23, 2019

anarcho anxiety 

when you have anarchist related anxiety related to:

a) betraying your anarchist ideals by denying others of their agency

b) other anti-authoritarian/ecological anxieties as a result of oppressive or industrial systems
Watching Koyaanisqatsi and telling my friends not to talk both really spiked my anarcho anxiety afterwards.
anarcho anxiety by HoodedNuts March 9, 2023

laundry math anxiety 

doubt over one's clothes malodorous aspect (in proportion to inability to smell ourselves as others do or to in-frequent laundromat visits); losing count of a garment's wearings.
B: can you do me a favor, does this sweater reek, third wearing, but it's my favorite....
G: ah, laundry math anxiety, i get it... but i wouldn't wear that again.
laundry math anxiety by tess jr April 30, 2009

PCA (Phone Call Anxiety) 

A person who becomes anxious when making a phone call or when someone is calling them, resulting in them screening the call or just texting as a result . Most commonly seen with millennials who much rather text than make or answer a phone call.
"What's with you constantly screening my calls, we were just texting one another?"

"You clearly have PCA (Phone Call Anxiety)"