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Climatic Anxiety

Anxiety one gets when a climax approaches them, without clothing, wielding an unregistered butter knife.
Holy shit dude! Call the police, I just had really bad Climatic Anxiety!”
by Paradoxically August 23, 2018
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printer anxiety

A feeling of worry, nervousness, or unease about using a printer. Oftentimes linked to office situations.
"Have you seen Aaron? He seems to have printer anxiety!"
by RonnyMC September 8, 2022
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algorithm anxiety

For algorithms that aim to give or tell you something you want based on a person's input data, such as likes, shares, interactions. Examples include, social media ads, feed algorithms, song recommendation algorithms.

Algorithm anxiety is when a person gets anxious about their inputs to the algorithm as it might give the algorithm the wrong idea.
and/or
When a person is anxious about what the output of the algorithm is, as they may feel it's 'not them' or how they might be manipulated by it.
"Shit, I accidentally liked that song, that's just ruined my algorithm. I'm so anxious now to like songs I don't actually like, I have algorithm anxiety."

"I keep getting ads for these boots, should I buy them? do I like them? or are they just being drilled into me from the algorithm? what if these clothes s I bough were a product of the algorithm and not actually my decisions?! OK I have algorithm anxiety now. "
by bear in the woods September 13, 2022
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Elixer Anxiety

A word to describe the anxiety felt when faced with the potential value of an object.
Most common scenario's include RPG's or video games in which healing / restorative items. A player may be compelled to use an item with a high potential value that might save an otherwise doomed scenario yet feel it might potentially be a waste.

A shrodinger-esque thought experiment in which a single item may deliver victory but the player is unwilling to utilize the item as it may have a similar potential value in a situation with more at stake.
'Healing items in RPG's give me Elixer Anxiety.'
'I want to use this but I've got Elixer Anxiety.'
by Drang May 5, 2022
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baby anxiety

When you need to hold a baby but is awkward because you don't know how to react on front of this baby.
Your sister: Hold my baby.
You: I can't i have baby anxiety.
by awakeing December 12, 2021
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nut anxiety

Sex only lasts 2 minutes due to his severe nut anxiety.
by bAdJuJu18 December 28, 2021
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Test Anxiety

The stressful feeling of wanting to do well on an exam that overwhelms you before or during an exam which leads to being afraid of failing
Due to my test anxiety telling me to not fail the exam, my brain completely went blank and I had absolutely no idea what to do to answer the questions. FML.
by Ghostgam3r March 22, 2022
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