Garboholics Anonymous

One is said to be a "garboholic" or more specifically, a member of "garboholics anonymous"(noun) if he or she exhibits traits of a rookie/bad kid/idiot/dumbass. "Garboholics anonymous"(adj) can also be used to describe a subject's the garbage qualities and inferiority.

"Holy shit kid, you are so fucking bad! I took the liberty of booking you a one way ticket to garboholics anonymous."
"Dude, my BR has "garboholics anonymous" written all over it, I can't get a fucking headshot."
"Dude, these BKs are getting scooped so hard, they're strait up garboholics anonymous."
"I can't believe it, what a huge load of bull shit, this game is nothing but garboholics anonymous."

by ScoopTheLoop October 28, 2013

Rapists anonymous

A group rapists go to quit being rapists.

Girl-He raped me, the guy sitting across from me.
Rapist 1-I've been coming to groups, I haven't raped anybody in 2 years.
Rapist 2-2 years? You sick son of a bitch, I've been coming to groups for 10 years now and I've been able to keep my pants on for as long as I've been coming to groups.
Rapist 3-I just took a 12 year old girls virginity the other night, I don't know if I should talk about it since you guys are doing better than me.
Rapist 1 and 2-No we don't judge in Rapists Anonymous.

by Solid Mantis June 3, 2019

Triflin' Anonymous

A place where people go to get treatment. Someone who is addicted to triflin' would go here.

You need to go to triflin' Anonymous, because you's a triflinahopholic.

by MissyCrissy May 19, 2009

Slackers Anonymous

a group of people who instead of participating in the game, sit on the bench and remain there for the most part of the game until all of the good players are tired.

see: benchwarmers

Now that the seniors graduated, the Slackers Anonymous may die away if more people don't start slacking!

by ;alksjdfasd June 3, 2009

alternative anonymous meetings

Refers to the more light-hearted/trivial-affliction-related (i.e., non-substance-abuse or other serious-addiction-type condition) gatherings of sufferers where everyone shares life-stories and fellowship, and tries to assist each other in reducing/alleviating said unfortunate conditions/infirmities. Examples would include Belchers Anonymous (at all the other meetings listed here, they serve you tasty carbonated drinks, but at this meeting, you only get non-fizzy libation so that you won't start burping!), Bellyachers Anonymous, Colliders Anonymous (for folks who often clumsily blunder into objects/people), Foot-steppers Anonymous (again, this would be for those of you who don't adequately watch where you're walking, and so you accidentally tread on others' toes a lot), Groaners Anonymous (they seat you in chairs with heating-pads and offer you pain-relievers), Grumblers Anonymous, Stumblers Anonymous, Whiners Anonymous, Yawners Anonymous (at all the other meetings they let you sit on comfy upholstered chairs, but here they make you sit on hard wooden benches so that you don't get too relaxed and then start sleepily displaying your tonsils), etc.

One amusing fact about alternative anonymous meetings is that quite a number of any particular meeting's attendees may also suffer from a lot of the maladies and shortcomings addressed in other anonymous meetings, as well (i.e., achy people who copiously moan and groan also tend to complain a lot and mindlessly bumble into and/or step on the feet of unsuspecting souls unfortunate enough to happen to be in their paths), and so you tend to see a lot of familiar faces at many of the various meetings.

by QuacksO July 12, 2019

Alcoholics anonymous

A place where they, don't drink alcohol. But instead discuss the Bible. And end the night with a song.

Alcoholics anonymous. Religious nutters welcome, meaning Sexual deviants, wearing leathers and whips

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 2, 2020

shitters anonymous

a really good private story name

Girl 1: Yeah, and her private story name is Shitters Anonymous

Girl 2: OMG, she’s so cool

by larryisreal678 July 27, 2020