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Gerkin Anonymous

Similar to Alcohol Anonymous but for men with micro penis or micro penis energy
Brian made sure to where his affliction shirt and salt life baseball cap to his Gerkin Anonymous meeting at the unemployment office on Tuesday
by Lsassafrass October 29, 2025
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Anonymous Tip

When a female doesn't remember who she had sex with the night before, but feels like she was penetrated.
Stephanie: why are you walking like that? Get some last night?
Terri: im not sure. Seems I received an anonymous tip.
by Cazador301 July 23, 2016
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Anonymous Hitler

One of the worst people on the internet, hiding behind a happy exterior, or thick candy shell or something else delicious, but turns out to be Satan when exposed to the Anonymous confines of the Internet.
Jerry becomes such an Anonymous Hitler on the internet.
by WaffleMinifigure August 26, 2013
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Anonymous Browser

There exists a type of customer that is a Sunday shop workers worst nightmare, they frequent smaller or independent one person shops and exists soley to deny the worker a lunch break by not leaving.

You'll have never seen this person before in your life, or if you have they will be socially awkward and not able to hold conversation. What these people are exceptionally good at is not knowing what they want, doing circuit after circuit of the shop picking up items and putting them back in a never ending circle of futility. On the occasion they do leave they will be replaced by another almost in the same instant. By this point you'll have pre-written a "back in 20 minutes" sign for if you ever manage to escape - but deep down you know you'll never get to use it.

Sometimes it might seem like a relative shopping for others is an anonymous browser, they're not - they're just confused about what to get. Go help them, don't mistake bad customer service for a bad or annoying customer.
I've been here for 5 hours now and I had a late finish last night, I'm dying of hunger...why can't that anonymous browser go away so I can go and eat?!
by SerRantsaLot November 18, 2012
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Slackers Anonymous

a group of people who instead of participating in the game, sit on the bench and remain there for the most part of the game until all of the good players are tired.

see: benchwarmers
Now that the seniors graduated, the Slackers Anonymous may die away if more people don't start slacking!
by ;alksjdfasd June 3, 2009
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shitters anonymous

Girl 1: Yeah, and her private story name is Shitters Anonymous

Girl 2: OMG, she’s so cool
by larryisreal678 July 27, 2020
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anonymous Gene

Anonymous Gene is an Internet stalker and dickhead. He is known for his attempted doxxing (which he sucks at, terribly) and his hatred of Onision . It is believed that Anonymous Gene is gay and Chris Hansen is his butt-buddy.
Remember that time Anonymous Gene tried to doxx Tara but doxxed the wrong person instead? What a damned idiot.
by The Madd Catter December 23, 2024
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