Angus J

A male with a penis longer and thicker than one can possibly imagine, and has an incredible ass made of steel that woman literally drool for.

"Holy shit look at that guy over there i can see his huge penis from here, he must be an Angus J"

by DarylWittener123 July 7, 2023

Angus

Small and pathetically weak like a slug or a snail and is incredibly attracted to pleople names becky

Oh that moth is an angus

by Ryan mcGregor January 16, 2019

Angus Corrie

Desires to have sex with a Virgin Pendolino 390

Yeh he went from London Euston and had a large amount of Angus Corrie

by DOOWNED January 27, 2019

angus trotter

stinky ginger who is very sus and likes men also hates black people

angus trotter is sus and racist

by JDF719161 November 23, 2021

Angus

A quiet human who secretly enjoys being on the receiving end of a sloppy jalopy. Angus is also an askhole. This human knows everything. Has a tendency to fall for the most beautiful and talented ping pong fanny thrower in the town.

Dam i think i want to be an Angus.

by Angus, sloppy jolopy June 7, 2018

angus bertoni

a tall irish-italian guy who still owes a specific someone pasta. hes a living 'man-thot' (his words) and cannot tell the difference between a vietnamese girl and an irish girl (he is currently calling the vietnamese-irish girl aofie due to the fact that he is still embarrassed that he thought the girl was viet and not irish). he has his own irish name, diarmuit oisen ronan and wants tiny anguses running around. best of luck to his current girl!

G IS THAT *THE* ANGUS BERTONI???
mane are you okay? thats clearly diarmuit oisen ronan, smfh

by ?!$@$% May 2, 2022

Angus Allen

Certified main character energy. Moves through life like he’s the one directing the movie, and everybody else is just auditioning for supporting roles. Known for dropping lines so smooth they slide straight past the friend zone and land in “when are you free?” territory. Girls don’t just vibe with his rizz—they get curious, hooked, and lowkey addicted to the way he makes every convo feel like it’s written by the universe itself. A master at mixing charm with confidence, he doesn’t chase—he attracts, and somehow always leaves ‘em wondering how they just fell into his story.

Her: “So what do you do?”
Angus Allen: “Honestly? I don’t do much… I just make life feel like a movie. And right now, you just walked on set.”
Her: “Oh really? And what role am I playing?”
Angus Allen: “Depends… you trying to be a side character, or you want the lead with me?”

by SussyGussy67 September 21, 2025