The act of angrily tearing down buildings or burning them while running around yelling "DUES VULT" or god wills it and if you encounter anyone who is not screaming with you killing them and yelling "DUES VULT INFIDEL." Also plundering the town.
by Ackchan451 November 17, 2016
The female response to the Anrgy Pirate..when a man is going down on a girl, she pulls her lips off his face, and nuts in his eye. Upon doing this, he will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point she kicks him in the shin. This poor guy, being jizz drenched and hurt, will hobble after your laughing ass.
Yo, your brother was giving me such good head I had to give him the angry wench - last I saw him he was choking and saying something about being waterboarded!
by J & J TwinTards October 22, 2009
When penatrating a girl from behind, you casually insert a digit into her anus. Confused and angry, she turns around, and you 'paint' angry eyebrows on her, then place your boxers on her head like a 'chef's hat.' Thus, The Angry Chef.
Boy, was Susie shocked when I gave her The Angry Chef last saturday. She didn't know she was in for a culinary surprise!!
by Alan Lamb April 25, 2004
"Ugh, I was so pissed at Mark. That led to angry fucking. It calmed me down." -Girl 1
"What the fuck is wrong with you?" -Girl 2
"What the fuck is wrong with you?" -Girl 2
by Evilchikin December 01, 2015
The Angry Gorilla is when a man shaves his pubic hairs and saves them in a bag next to his bed. the next time he has a woman over, after sex when he ejaculates on her chest, he then proceeds to take the saved pubic hairs and throw them at her chest. She then trys to pull them off looking similar to a gorilla pounding on his chest.
When a male ejaculates on a womans chest and throws his saved pubic hair on her chest. She them becomes angry and trys to pull the hairs off. Similar to a gorilla pounding on his chest. This is called The Angry Gorilla
by William Warner November 26, 2008
To be performed by experienced perfesionals only. Its when you are getting a blow job and you pull out just as you are about to cum. You cum in one eye, and poke the other eye, so thet the cum filled eye opens. then you trademark it by slapping her nose with you still hard cock giving her a nose bleed. Also refered to as the BLAP BLAP BLAP..
"Man this one time at band camp, this chck was giving me head and i gave her the angry blap, and shoved a flute up her ass.. "
by the angry russel September 12, 2009
Sexual position involving the doggy style move. The male must take a chewed piece of gum from his mouth, split it into 2 equal size pieces and place each one on the sides of the females neck. When the male ejaculates he will do so on the females back, while holding a pitchfork, and a torch. He must then set the curtains on fire and run from the house.
by The Flash Man September 20, 2010